Chimpy saw it, no question. Now that Blair has cancelled the British dog and pony show it was going to stage Bush for, the chimp will end up a blubbering idiot by the time this tour is over.
My friends will be disappointed. They're in England to visit their mum and bare their bum.
http://www.bloggerheads.com/can_weblogs/bush_bum.aspCan Weblogs Chase Bush Out of Britain?
'Bare Your Bum at Bush'
Baring Your Bum
If you hear of a visit to your part of town or happen to see George W Bush, bare your arse in his general direction. Don't be afraid to wiggle it about a bit and maybe even spread your cheeks; this is a political statement you're making and you don't want to do things by halves, now do you?
Threatening To Bare Your Bum
Write to your chosen local, national or foreign newspaper and inform them that you, as a British citizen, fully intend to do your civic duty and bare your arse at George W Bush. In this same letter, you may also wish to call upon other readers to do the same.
Don't wait for the official visit; get typing and do this now. With any luck, Georgie will hear of the unwelcome reception that awaits him and decide to stay at home.
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