Limbaugh Treated by New-Age Hippies!

[QC]

This one's a real hoot!

"Sierra Tucson utilizes many different types of therapeutic modalities to access underlying issues," the website of the roughly $1000-a-day treatment center explains. "Each modality is designed to unearth vital information from different angles and pathways into one’s self." (That is all supposed to happen before you head on to the adjoining Miraval Spa, a posh resort and sister company to Sierra Tucson, where you rest up at after you’ve done your 30 days in the treatment center.)

From "psychodynamic role-playing and yoga" to "adventure therapy," "Climbing Wall," "the desert experience" and "equine-assisted therapy" (yes, bonding with horses), Limbaugh may just think he died and went to "feminazi" hell. The website depicts photos of people with a decidedly Berkeley look sitting around on the floor in what seem like consciousness-raising sessions. Picture Rush holding his fellow travelers’ hands and singing Kumbayah. Surely he’ll be reciting a line from the very president he lambasted for years: "I feel your pain." How many on the right would have thought that Bill Clinton would be getting the last chuckle, out there aiding his feminazi wife’s successful political career while their man Rush is wandering the desert reciting New Age mantras?

http://www.nypress.com/16/43/news&columns/signorile.cfm

[papau]

1. Best laugh of the Day !!!! :-)

thanks for posting!

:-)

[WindRavenX]

2. This is too great

Ohhh how the mighty have fallen...

[varun]

3. wonder why

he didnt go to some right wing - repent or you'll burn in hell - type of rehab?

:evilgrin:

[xJlM]

9. He may yet

There's a program the feds have for repeat federal offenders which is like a prison camp.You're locked down with no contact with the outside world, and you have various assignments you are responsible for to complete your "treatment". It's run like a boot camp, and recidivism is highly discouraged. In my opinion, every drug user should get a taste of it upon their first brush with the law.

[Rooktoven]

29. Kinda harsh...

How about just not getting the law involved...

[Wickerman]

4. Lovely!

Sounds like a virtual summer camp for the Rush. 300k of treatment and I'll bet he starts using the day he leaves. He won't be able to buy into that kind of treatment and thus won't be able to follow the regimine - unless he experiences a massive personality dump and a miraculous spiritual "rebuild" in the short 30 day stay. Doubtful - Rush doesn't strrike me as the kind of man who digs too deeply inside himself (if he did, he would've stepped off a curb in front of a bus ages ago).

[kentuck]

5. Just the thought put a smile on my face...

:)

[WhoCountsTheVotes]

6. The bigger they are

the harder they fall.

[peekaloo]

7. Rush the Horse Whisperer

LMAO

A horse's ass is a horse's ass of couse, of course.

Wwwwwwiiiiilllllbbbbbbuuuurrrrrrrrr.

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

22. He will whisper to a horse's ass...

Since he feels such a kinship. ;-)

[NicoleM]

8. If we know where he is

we should take up a collection and send him flowers. "Get Well Soon, from your friends at 'Democrat' Underground."

[The Backlash Cometh]

I LOVE the idea.

*

[Wickerman]

15. that would be great!

How about, to correspond with his treatment, one of those cheesy horseshoe shaped arrangements like you see in the movies at Mafia funerals?

[DK666]

10. Now if....

he gets prison time he can be someones girlfriend..... and that my friends will complete the circle.

[Greyskye]

11. All Rush needs...

...is a group hug! Of course, the 'huggers' might need some of that equine-assisted therapy to recover themselves after that...

[mac56]

12. I'd pay to see old Rushbo attempt the Climbing Wall.

:evilgrin:

[T Bone]

35. Rushbo climbing the wall

Wonder if any of the wall climbing therapists will be tempted to not tie his tether so tight?

If he fall and lands on his anal cyst?

[JohnyCanuck]

13. ROFLMAO n/t

n/t

[commander bunnypants]

14. I wanna see Limpballs in Tie-dye and Birckenstocks

Brother you got a dime?

DDQM

[Submariner]

19. Let's hope

that an insider is video-taping Plush Lintball for all of us to see on the internet just in time for the holidays.

[dsc]

24. Let's not

Those places are anomymous for a reason. There are dozens of oridinary people up in that rehab who deserve to remain anomynous.

[birdman]

16. This is too fucking fantastic

We all feel the bigmouthed fat fuck's pain.

[theivoryqueen]

17. I just worry about the horses

they have to carry his ass around, not to mention the "bond" -age.

[Skittles]

18. honestly

I do wish success for Rush in this rehab attempt. I just wouldn't wish such a severe addiction on anyone, even this hypocritical piece of shit gasbag. I can't help myself, I hope he beats this addiction.

[snooper2]

20. This is great...

Here's the first line on the web site...

http://www.sierratucson.com/
"There is a place where pain is met with compassion, fear is met with reassurance, and anger is met with understanding. . ."

he he he ...

[DK666]

21. Man they

are gonna need a boatload of understanding.


LOL

[olmy]

23. Rush leaping off beer wagon horse on trail. Look! Peyote!

Doing math...one bite, three Oxycontins... better save some for after role-play tonight. I hate being the Javelina.

[olmy]

25. 5 minutes after posting my comment, sent three pages back...

Could the moderator please explain how it leaped three pages right after I posted?

[kentuck]

26. This is just too friggin' good!

:) Rush in his tye-dye shirt and sandals with a big ol' turquoise stone from Kingman Arizona around his neck...

[mitchum]

27. Won't the horseback riding irritate his ass boil?

And then, won't he have to take something for the pain?

[proud patriot]

28. ROFLMAO

tears coming out of my eyes ...hahahahahahahhahahaa

Sweet Irony

[johnfunk]

30. Howard Stern's been merciless to Rush...

... let's hope that his people pick up on this story. Ol' Howard should have a field day with the poster child for pilodinal cysts at Camp Feminazi...

[eleny]

31. Well, if he goes back to drugs, then he can blame it on Bill.

Mega-shittoes, Rush.

[RevolutionStartsNow]

32. If this isn't Karma...

Though I wouldn't mind seeing him go to a hard-core drug treatment program, I think this is the next best thing! Rush doing yoga? Equine therapy? Pottery? Oh, this is sweet justice...

I don't believe that drug addicts should be put in jail, but I'd be willing to make an exception in Rush's case.

[kodi]

33. al franken/stuart smalley ought to be his therapist

now there is a skit for SNL.

[Stephanie]

34. Funniest thread EVER!!!

OMG

hit 'em high
hit 'em low
hit 'em hard
hit 'em again

Rush reaps what he's sown.

NO ONE is more karmically destined to wind up in the New Age recovery program than this MF. I hope he cries buckets.