A practical question for you, regarding Bush...

[jmowreader]

Someone posted this image earlier today...



Let's just pretend, for the sake of pretense (and because, now that you've seen A Christmas Story thirteen times and eaten turkey twice, you've nothing better to do than answer jmowreader's questions) that...

1) you're in the military
2) you're stationed in Iraq, where Christmas dinner was a "ham and limas" C-ration someone found in the back of the MRE warehouse on Fort Riley, the place where army field rations live forever
and
3) your first sergeant just shook you gently on the shoulder and told you, "the pResident of the United States is on the phone and says he'd like to speak to you personally."

Given all that, how hard would you hang up on him?

[shenmue]

1. Hard enough to make his ears ring for days

:mad:

:nuke:

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

2. Well, they would NEVER tell me that, because

I was always the fucking nut who would tell the truth.

So, that is out.

If it were to happen? Somehow?

I would ask the fucker how he sleeps nights with all the pain he causes.

[marylanddem]

3. He's probably not talking to anyone, but he's lit up like a

Christmas tree.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

4. So hard his eardrums would crack

After I used a few chosen expletives.

[robbedvoter]

5. he's talking to Karen SHE "talked" with the troops and translates to W

the "relevant" stuff. remember, W said that "News' is only what his people tell him.