BREAKING: MATT LAUER used cocaine 20+ years ago!

[Changenow]

According to Drudge the National Enquirer will report this earth shattering news soon!

http://drudgereport.com/

What would be really shocking is to find someone between 40 and 60 who didn’t use the stuff in the 1980s.

This must have something to do with Rush’s severe ongoing addiction. They wanted to find someone not in hate media to pin a drug problem on, but this just looks silly.

[ShaneGR]

1. Ummmm..... didn't Bush use Cocaine 20 years ago?

Just wondering.

[eileen_d]

2. I wonder what Drudge's chemical of choice is?

I bet he just sniffs his Sharpies.

[Kahuna]

3. Who didn't

:shrug:

[Jacobin]

5. beat me to it

[Character Assassin]

12. I didn't.

The people who I encountered at parties could never shut the fuck up about the most banal, idiotic topics (quite often themselves) that it served as an inducement not to indulge.

[Blitz]

16. Me neither

And neither did any of my close friends, amazingly enough.

[Maple]

4. Shocking???

Like me?

Lots of people have never used drugs.

[Kahuna]

9. Party poop!

:P

[spotbird]

10. Exaggeration is a form of humor.

There was a short time during the 1980s that it was considered a safe drug, that time passed when many became addicted. During the time that it was considered safe many people tried the stuff.

[Maple]

11. Shocker...Most people

have never used drugs of any kind.

[Snellius]

6. Matt Drudge is substituting for El Drugbo tomorrow

Suddenly Rush is just another me-generation yuppie?

[Old and In the Way]

7. Did Lauer crusade to put people in jail because of their

choice of mind/mood alternating drugs?

No.

Therefore, BFD.

If Rush had 1/1000 of Matt's honesty and objectivity, I'd have sympathy for bigtime blowhard narcotic's junkie.

[Julien Sorel]

8. LOL

What would be really shocking is to find someone between 40 and 60 who didn’t use the stuff in the 1980s.

Never touched the stuff, never even been tempted. Never touched pot, or any other illegal drug, for that matter. I have several friends who are in the same boat, so it's not that unusual.

[JackSwift]

13. I'm in that bracket, and I never touched any controlled substance

except by prescription for back pain, after which I stopped. Geez, I'd been around drunks and high people quite a bit, and I had enough brains to see that they were miserable idiots before, during and after, but the worst was during. It didn't look like any fun to me.

[Julien Sorel]

21. Same here.

I watched some talented people let drugs eat them up when I was a kid; that killed any feelings of curiosity I might otherwise have had. The drugs they gave me for my back never did much but put me to sleep, and even in sleep, the pain was there -- a weird feeling. Vicodan, Percocet, Percodan, Ultram, I have a cabinet full of stuff that I used once or twice and stopped taking because it didn't do anything but knock me out. Looking at fatass Rush, I'm happy about it now.

Hey Rush -- if you're reading this from rehab, I probably have enough stuff in my cabinet to feed your habit for about, oh, say, two days. For cheap! All you have to do is go through one of your radio shows acting like a rational human being, and they're all yours -- for free!

[Lindacooks]

14. I didn't

eom

[Pompitous_Of_Love]

15. Holy Crap!

This is incredible!!! I can't believe it!!! Matt Lauer!!! Wait, I just realized I don't give a shit. Get back to me when Matt's doin' a couple of fat lines off Katie Couric's bared breasts live on camera.

[PatrickS]

17. Desperate!

Has Matt ever blasted anyone about using drugs like the way Lush Rimjob has? No. So it's not important.

Repugs are really desperate!

[BuckeFushe]

18. Shit, I used it in 1981, 22 YEARS AGO

But I still thought acid was more fun and far less costly.:+

[Rooktoven]

24. Amen brother.

By the way, have you ever _really_ looked at your hands?

[JVS]

19. He's a hoser

[Cat Atomic]

20. Oh my god! Leave Bush alone! Everybody did cocaine!!!

Oh wait- it was Matt Lauer? KILL HIM AND THEN LOCK HIM UP!!!

(I was just chanelling a talk radio host- nevermind me)

[The Backlash Cometh]

22. hehehehe: The new national passtime:

Outing white people for drug abuse.

[spotbird]

23. Since 20 year old transgressions

are now fair game do you think that Chimp will now have to account for his criminal past?

This will play out that since no one cares about Matt’s checkered past why should they care about Chimp’s, not remembering that Matt is an entertainer/journalist and Chimp is the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.

[Media_Lies_Daily]

25. But Matt Lauer still has a brain and can use it. Not so for Bunnypants.