What does Tweety have against Clinton?

[QuidditchFan]

I'm sure that this has been asked and answered before here. I vaguely remember hearing that he wanted a post in the Clinton adminstration and being overlooked. Is this the case or does anyone know of anything else?

He sounds so bitter you'd think that Bill broke up with him...

[RummyTheDummy]

1. Rumor

He wanted to be press secretary under Clinton and he was told to go fuck himself.

[mlawson]

2. That is as good a reason as any.

With an ego like Tweety's, that makes sense!

[wakfs]

3. Just curious

How do you know this to be true?

Seems quite plausible.

[mlawson]

5. I would imagine that many pundits and reporters wanted that.

But couldn't they see that only ONE person would get the job??? Egos!!!!!!!

[QuidditchFan]

4. I am reading the Clinton wars, but it is upstairs...

and I am too lazy to look it up. Was that your source?

[RummyTheDummy]

6. There's no source and there never will be....

It's something that has been talked about on this board quite a bit though. WHich is why I said it was a rumor. Sorry, no links on this one.

[RapidCreek]

20. Here's another Rumor

Tweety's jealous 'cause Monica got the job he wanted....and everyone knows there's only room for one under the desk in the Oval Office!

RC

[JackSwift]

7. The press secretary job

rumor IIRC has been denied by Chris "Tweety" Matthews who says he never sought any such job.

[Isere]

8. It's very simple:

Tweezer begrudges Clinton the blow job! It's as simple as that.

Matthews, along with other high-minded moralists oof the punditocracy, have never accepted Clinton. Sometimes they are referred to as the Irish pundits or something like that. They include Cokie Roberts, Tim Russert, Maureen Dowd and a few others whose names elude me at present.

Throughout the Clinton years, and most particulary during the Monica days, they tut-tutted and shook their coiffed heads in dismay at the very mention of Clinton.

Matthews was one of the worst and he still can't get over it. Tweezer is a tiresome old fool.

[corarose]

17. Don't bring the Irish into this!

(Just kidding)

Tweety wanted to be Monica and he couldn't because Clinton loves women and women only.

Jr. well he's another story.

[Lindacooks]

9. Bill Clinton is a man

and Tweety is a mouse.

He's jealous - it's that simple.

BTW, I cannot STAND Tweety's high pitched, whiny voice. Or the rest of him, for that matter. He's pathetic.

[BackDoorMan]

16. He does drive me crazy with his constant right wing spins

and the overwhelming republican guest.

[kentuck]

10. He is secretly in love with Hillary....

So he strikes back at Bill.. :)

[corarose]

18. I thought that he was in love with Dumbya

He can't get over how good :puke: Jr looks in his jeans and flight suit.

[mkregel]

11. What does anyone have against Clinton?

8 years of peace and prosperity...
Budget Surplus...
Lowered Taxes across the board...

One would think both Dems and Repubs would be naming everything after him...

[RummyTheDummy]

14. They hate him BECAUSE of his wildly successful 8 years...

NT

[haymaker]

12. Bill wouldn't let him

suck his d.

[BuckeFushe]

13. I was just going to write the same

beat me to it.

[Oracle]

15. The same reason the pigman continued to lie and blame Clinton

for everything.

It's good for ratings...millions and millions of dittoheads want so passionately to hear ANYTHING negative on Clinton, whether it's a lie (as it almost always is) or not...the bigger the lie the more they cum in their pants and panties... and it gives them fuel for arguements and to repeat the lies over and over until it becomes truth in their minds as well as the minds of unimformed others, even the republican corporate talkings heads then begin spew it out as truth.

It justifies their lust for their and Bush's greedy, fascist, racist policies and agenda. They are hateful, selfish, bigoted narrow minded fools.

And so by jumping on Clinton, it gives these republican assholes reasons to continue with their sick, lying, self-centered ideology as being correct and that indeed it's the liberals that are really the sick ones.

[thebigidea]

19. Tweety Tweety Tweety

I feel so much better now that I stopped watching his show. happier, more productive. though I can still do a killer Tweety impersonation.

"Ann Coulter, you're brilliant. Coming up next - Frank Luntz on why doughy faces dominate the news."