"Cheney O Fools" - possibly sickest video yet - New! Halliburtony! LURID!

[thebigidea]

http://www.terminalproduct.com/cheneyofools.rm

welp, here's another rough cut slice sans superimpositions and color correction, but generally a rather disgusting take on the DICK and his pals.

Chris Roy as DICK CHENEY
Chris Kunkel as POPPY BUSH
Andre Perkowski as DONALD RUMSFELD
Puppets as GEORGE W. BUSH
Joe Linnett as HIPSTER WHO HATES FREEDOM

music/edit/direction/discretion by me.

ADULTS ONLY - disturbingly plastic content within.

comments? qualms? concerns? do tell, do tell.

free / no copyright / share and enjoy.

9 meg icky realvideo. might wanna right click and SAVE AS. watch while warm, avoid cough medication or farm machinery after viewing.



further installments from "the paranoia show" -
http://www.terminalproduct.com/paranoiashow.htm

oooo, spooky.

[thebigidea]

1. footnote twelve

note, however... there is no ALAN COLMES content.

this is rectified in the previous video, http://www.terminalproduct.com/monkeyman.rm

[OffWithTheirHeads]

2. Good stuff dude!

I'm impressed

[thebigidea]

3. one amusing weekend's work due to years of the Cheney/Bush junta

imperial irritation: the fuel of unemployed champions!

[thebigidea]

4. Footnote 2345345.

before any one brings it up, i'd like to apologize for that one bit exposing DICK CHENEY's dark sex life. I blame society, I had nothing to do with it.

Ok, it was my idea to have him masturbating to pictures of civilian casualties online, but that one came out so fucked up that its a piece on its own.

Lynne Cheney, if you're listening: loved the Patriotic Primer thing.

[thebigidea]

5. Further Imagery re: the DICKTATOR

[CatWoman]

6. where the hell have you been today?

we've been looking for you :D

[thebigidea]

7. the struggles of a poverty row picturemaking empire are... are... amusing

we're prepping for a blast of odd moviemaking in DC over the weekend, take advantage of the commotion and cause a bit of mischief. I hope I'm not dragged into dungeons by Ridge-men...

I'll be like that Three Stooges bit, follow some reporters chanting "PRESS" to the police, then sneak behind them and say: "pull."

[thebigidea]

8. note to Tom Ridge and John Ashcroft

the above merely implys above-board antics and oh yes, we certainly have our film permits officer. WHAT DO YOU MEAN you can't loiter around the Carlyle Group HQ with a Poppy Bush mask and recreate the morning of 9/11?

OW!

[Nlighten1]

9. That is wicked good.

Very, very imaginative.

[thebigidea]

10. Michael Medved said: "A revelation. A heartwarming family delight."

I say: "Ooo, catchy yet kinda sick. They will never let me sell things like this on tv or in a record store."

[thebigidea]

11. HARRY KNOWLES: "It would be better if John Carpenter was involved."

ED SULLIVAN insisted I be shot STRICTLY from the kneecaps down upon appearing on his sad program. In the sort of dark, twisted bit of misunderestimated misunderstanding that seems to follow me around, I was instead shot in the kneecaps by a disgruntled gaffer.

[thebigidea]

12. as heard on the Rush Limbaugh show

ok, that's a lie. I admit it. I'll underline it.

[CatWoman]

13. kick

:kick:

[thebigidea]

14. I'm waiting for a trollish type to saunter in and start a discourse on

aesthetics, censorship, "hatred,"

something like that would be fun.

[thebigidea]

24. oh where can my discourse be? oh, dear... what CAN the matter be?

[thebigidea]

18. Aleister Crowley in OTO Variety says: "A screaming, nigh infernal delight"

[thebigidea]

15. attention FOX NEWS VIEWERS.

ALAN COLMES APPRECIATION SOCIETY IS NOW IN SESSION...

please form a line at the back and prepare your pitch re: swing voters.

RUSH LIMBAUGH/FREE REPUBLIC FANS PREPARING TO POST 4 MESSAGES OR LESS BEFORE BEING TOMBSTONED - attention... this is Number Two with an important statement: prepare your objection and begin the two minutes of hate. A still tongue makes a happy mind. Questions are a burden for others...

[CatWoman]

16. OMG!!!! No you didn't!!!!!!

I came back to kick this thread and see this?????

You fiend!!!!

:D

BTW: Your bud was on the 700 club today :D

http://cbn.org/

[thebigidea]

my cousin worked for Pat at the 700 club

did audio. now nibbles the devil's teat at MSNBC and the like. Lets just say we don't talk.

[thebigidea]

17. edit - sorry, dupe post

see, now my computer is posessed. pat robertson is sending the debbil into my Daniel Websterian machine!

or was it Peter Popoff?

[thebigidea]

19. should I throw in the Pope as well to send the outrage meter to SCANDALOUS

Pope cutout dolls found in Vatican.

"But I kid the Pope, folks. Sheesh, tough crowd. Hear the one about the uh... oh... the buffet is real good tonight, folks. Drinks are half price. No, really. I'm practically Opus Dei over here!"

sweating comic is escorted out by security.

[thebigidea]

20. and now, a personal message... Love, Alan

"Hi, I'm Alan Colmes. You may know me from my line of novelty gag gifts involving excrement. Thought I'd take a break from my blue-tinted world of international excitement to let you know that my new solo album is available exclusively from Scotti Bros. Records... its called COLMES COMES ALIVE and is jampacked with excitement, from the bottomless soul of my KNOWING ME KNOWING YOU Abba cover to the medley of 'We Are Family,' 'Celebrate,' and that song about building this city on rock and roll. Anyway, I had a lot of fun and hope you have a lot of safety scissor-type non-offensive faux liberal enchanment. order now and get the tote bag, it has a convenient compartment to hide what's left of my dignity in."



Conservatives do better in the talk media, Alan says. "Talk radio has become a conservative bastion," he says.

-- from 700 club appearance

Hi, I'm Alan Colmes. You may know me from my exciting line of menswear currently featured exclusively at JC Penny. The new Alan Colmes penny loafers are selling like hotcakes, and gee please buy my book before they burn all the copies and make me sweep the ashes. Did I tell you that I cried today?

Alan Colmes is the answer to the question you never bothered to ask


Alan Colmes: adjusting expectations and generating discomfort since 1967.

here he is pictured with dangerous felon Donny "breadbasket" Conseroso, FOX News junkie and morphine minnie of no fixed interest rate.

Alan's clothes by court order. Fragrance by Hannity's Fine Urinary Tract-based Perfumery.

[thebigidea]

21. footnote 234535. that picture needs some work

cut slice dice -

[sistersofmercy]

22. Hahahahahahahaha! ROFL!

Hi TBI!:hi: Just dig your stuff darling!

[thebigidea]

23. GABORian voice with a hint of LUGOSI: "T'ank you, daaahlink..."

now if I could only reach my utility belt and find a way to pay the rent on a nice crumbling warehousey studio again... oh, then think of the trouble I could cause!

[sistersofmercy]

25. Oh you are just too clever!

Misbehavin'for the better of mankind, I assume.

[thebigidea]

26. one day, I aspire to be the Alan Colmes of the Underground

I bought some new eyebrows just for that futile ambition.

[sistersofmercy]

27. LOL

colmes,ahhhhhh!

[thebigidea]

28. heed thy hannity!

[thebigidea]

29. and the award for shameless self promotion for noncommercial oddities

due to insomnia and general depravity goes to...

[thebigidea]

30. CURIOUS BYSTANDER: "Well, you gotta admit. its damn weird."

[T Roosevelt]

31. Damn, wish I had a real computer here at work!

Not even a sound card! What's up with that?!?

BTW, did you see the present I left for you in the Lounge?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=308823

[thebigidea]

32. ! Gasp !

Oh, ALAN!

[thebigidea]

33. footnote 3564564565

ASHCROFT: "I'm watching... and annointing... notating... the eagle is soaring. I repeat: the eagle is soaring."

[Andy_Stephenson]

34. Man you come up with some wacked

and wonderful stuff!

[thebigidea]

35. one day, I'll be able to actually have a budget

at that point, things will get entertaining.

either that or I'll lose the freedom to do disturbingly pointless things like this.

[thebigidea]

36. footnote

attention lurking billionaires! I work cheap. We only use styrofoam, its really affordable.