http://users.kiss.si/~k4ff0651/Python/meaning.htmAINSWORTH: Ah! Morning, Perkins.
PERKINS: Morning, sir.
AINSWORTH: What's, uh,-- what's all the trouble, then?
PERKINS: Bitten, sir. During the night.
AINSWORTH: Hmm. Whole leg gone, eh?
PERKINS: Yes.
AINSWORTH: How does it feel?
PERKINS: Stings a bit.
AINSWORTH: Mmm. Well, it would, wouldn't it? That's, uh,... quite a bite you've got there, you know.
PERKINS: Yes, a... real beauty, isn't it?
AINSWORTH: Any idea how it happened?
PERKINS: None whatsoever. Complete mystery to me. Woke up just now, one sock too many.
PAKENHAM-WALSH: You must have a hell of a hole in your net.
AINSWORTH: Hmm. Well, we've sent for the doctor.
PERKINS: Ohh, hardly worth it, isn't it?
AINSWORTH: Oh, yes. Better safe than sorry.
PAKENHAM-WALSH: Yes. Good Lord, look at this.
AINSWORTH: By jove, that's enormous!
PAKENHAM-WALSH: You don't think it'll come back, do you?
AINSWORTH: For more, you mean?
PAKENHAM-WALSH: Yes.
AINSWORTH: You're right. We'd better get this stitched.
PAKENHAM-WALSH: Right.
AINSWORTH: Ah, hello, doc.
DOCTOR LIVINGSTONE: Morning! I came as fast as I could. Is, uhh,-- is something up?
AINSWORTH: Yes. Uh, during the night, old Perkins got his leg bitten sort of... off. Mm?
DOCTOR LIVINGSTONE: Ahh. Been in the wars, have we?
PAKENHAM-WALSH: Mhm.
PERKINS: Yes.
DOCTOR LIVINGSTONE: Ehh. Any headache? Bowels all right? Mm. Well, let's have a look at this one leg of yours, then, eh? Yes. Yes. Yes, yes. Yes. Yes. Yes, yes. Yes, well, this is nothing to worry about.
PERKINS: Oh, good.
DOCTOR LIVINGSTONE: Yes, there's a lot of it about. Probably a virus. Uh, keep warm, plenty of rest, and if you're playing football or anything, try and favour the other leg.
PERKINS: Oh.
DOCTOR LIVINGSTONE: Mhm.
PERKINS: Right-o.
DOCTOR LIVINGSTONE: Be as right as rain in a couple of days.
PERKINS: Oh. Thanks for the reassurance, doc.
DOCTOR LIVINGSTONE: Not at all. That's what I'm here for. Any other problems I can reassure you about?
PERKINS: No, I'm fine.
DOCTOR LIVINGSTONE: Jolly good. Well, must be off. M-hmm.
PERKINS: So, it'll, ehh,-- it'll just grow back again, then, will it?
DOCTOR LIVINGSTONE: Uhh,... I think I'd better come clean with you about this. It's, um,-- it's not a virus, I'm afraid. You see, a virus is what we doctors call very, very small. So small, it could not possibly have made off with a whole leg. What we're looking for here is, I think,--