It's midnight -- where's Wolfowitz?

[grasswire]

Does anyone know where Wolfowitz is?

Odd, isn't it, that the second and third explosions after the Al Rashid attack were blacked out in the news?

And odd, isn't it, that we haven't heard anything about Wolfowitz leaving Iraq?

So what's going on?

[maggrwaggr]

1. It's midnight. Do you know where your war criminal is?

does that date me?

I hope he's up in smoke. I hate that guy.

[phirili]

2. I suspect Wolfy fled to Kuwait

[readmylips]

3. CNN Just Now: Redcross Rep talking to reporter...

in the background, 4 armed US soldiers walking towards the CNN reporter and you can see the soldiers surrounding the two women. That was pretty scary.

[readmylips]

4. Military PR man in uniform....

'thinks are going great in Iraq.'

[Lexingtonian]

5. Now, now....

Paul Wolfowitz is at an 'undisclosed location' that would probably be in the basement of some military HQ in Baghdad. Or Kuwait. He's probably still in hysterical verbal diarrhea, babbling "We are absolutely not thinking about getting out of Iraq. It is absolutely not something me and Rummie and Condi are spending a lot of our time discussing and thinking about these days. It's just a coincidence that I keep on talking about it, raising the subject in the press, and freaking out over it. Oh, did I mention that when Nixon denied at length that he was resigning for the fourth time, all the smart people concluded that he was going to? Anyway,"(tape repeats)

In short, he's under Haldol. And yes, I think it would have been very instructive to him to have gotten some shards of glass blasted into his fleeing ass this morning.

Oh, as for the more recent explosions, the U.S. military is probably giving the networks minimal access so that the story won't boil over. And it has broken fairly late in today's news cycle, so the writing and video editing and such probably didn't get done in time for the late news.

[Michael Harrington]

6. He's in an Undisclosed Location, reaching across...

Cheney's field of vision to get the salt shaker, much to "Dick"'s chagrin...

[RuB]

7. He's hiding where he would never be found. The Iraqi sewer system.

He just blends right in.

[GalleryGod]

8. W,Send the friggin' Drunken TWINS! You could make them Martyrs

and not have to pay any more tuition!:loveya:

[Resistance Is Futile]

9. Hiding in a bunker

Hiding in whichever hardened bunker the army uses as a command post would be a reasonable guess. Iraq would be radioactive by now if he had been killed.

[leftchick]

10. I read shortly after the hotel explosion he took off from Baghdad.....

but then again, have not heard a peep about him since.... hmmmm

[izzie]

11. At Dover Air Force Base. No newspapers there.

People have forgot the place.

[HFishbine]

12. I don't know

Did they use a joker in the most wanted deck?

[Hubert Flottz]

13. I thought a Repub deck only had aces!

To match the ones up their sleeves! The Bushites think that, if they didn't cheat, then they never did everything they could do to win!

[dbt]

14. Yo, Wolfie!

Did the resistance just bring 'em on or what? And where was Glorious Leader while the Swarthy Ones were firing rockets at your sorry ass? Why, safe in Washingtoon, of course.

Did you sell your soul for enough money?

:evilgrin:
dbt

[JHB]

15. Out of the country (Iraq).

I don't have any actual information, I merely credit his chickenhawk sensibilities to do what the rank & file aren't permitted to do: get the hell outta Dodge.

[spinbaby]

16. He's back in Washington

On TV this morning.