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Sushi_lover Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 03:34 PM
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Where's Wolfowitz? We need to see him unshaken!
The White House told us there would be bad days and good days.

When's the next good day?

America needs to see Wolfowitz unshaken. Our most recent image of him was in his PJ's at Hotel Delusion, jolted from his dream invasion with an RPG wake-up call.

PNAC's architect of the Iraq invasion needs to show that he's back in the saddle, mapping solid progress in restoring democracy to the Middle East.

I'm sure on the good days there are plenty of Iraqis who will greet him with hugs and flowers whenever he walks down the street. Pictures at 11. Did he hightail it out of Baghdad or is he still there, waiting for a "good day"?
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Maine-i-acs Donating Member (989 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 04:37 PM
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1. he's washing the stains out of his Underoos. (n/t)
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lebkuchen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 04:38 PM
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2. Maybe he's jogging across that newly opened bridge
at around 6:00 a.m., when all in Baghdad is normalized. Wolfie looks forward to meeting all the Iraqi people on the street who greet him with joyful gestures whenever he passes by. It must be difficult for him to pull himself away from all that "joyfulness."

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qwertyMike Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 04:39 PM
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3. He's plotting to NUKE them
Ungrateful bastards.
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grasswire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 05:03 PM
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4. it is very odd...
...that no reporting has told of him leaving Iraq.

Very, very odd.

Maybe he was wounded in that second set of blasts that went uncovered.
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Mikimouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 05:09 PM
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6. Not to worry, his simbiote will cure him quickly enough
Anyone else think he's a G'uld? (spelling?):hippie:
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Cocoa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 05:06 PM
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5. imagine if that happened to Condi...
she's shaky enough as it is, imagine if she had a close call with physical danger, she might start sounding like Tiny Tim.
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Malikshah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 05:16 PM
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7. What about unstirred?
I agree with previous posts-he's probably still drying out the undies.

Those stains can be a bear and a half.

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