Condi Rice: The Un-Sticker

[Plaid Adder]

It's always risky to say this, but...I do believe that is JUST ABOUT the dumbest thing I have ever heard Dubya say.

"She's an unsticker?" What, when he's making toast and a wedge of sourdough gets stuck in the slot, does he call Condi in to get it out for him so he won't accidentally electrocute himself? Or is he saying that when he can't get his head out of the peanut butter jar after he's gone down to the bottom to lick out the very last bits of it, he hits the intercom and gets her in there to pull it off his head? Or does she go around after hours taking all the stickers down off all the interns' cubicles? What the hell kind of a job description is "unsticker"?

More to the point, how can she stand working for this...I don't even know what to call him any more. Toddler? I mean seriously, are we in some remake of *Big,* starring George W. Bush as a child trapped in a man's body?

Un-sticker. Is that like being the un-Cola? I can see the ad campaign now: "Condileeza Rice: When WD-40 Won't Do."

Bleagh,

The Plaid Adder

[BurtWorm]

1. The repetition of "suicider" was pretty lame-bramed, too.

I have a sick feeling it will become de rigeur to use it in place of "homicide bomber" on FOX. I just hope the disease won't spread.

[Tyler Durden]

2. Just when we think he's said the dumbest thing we've ever heard....

...he TOPS it.

Congrats on the column, by the way. Since they haven't printed anything of mine in over a year, I am insanely jealous.

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[Solomon]

10. Bwaaaa haaa haa! LOL

Good one. I think it meets the rules since you didn't start this post. Thanks for the laugh! :evilgrin:

On second thought, is his cock big enough to get stuck in such a used place?

[Tyler Durden]

12. She's such a tightass...

a GREASED TOOTHPICK would have difficulty.

Just my opinion.

[Spazito]

4. Well, near as I can figure...

Ms. Unsticker is there in case the free-ance and pee-ance become involved with the suiciders because that may cause the lack of food on the family, and we can't have that!

[Richardo]

5. I'm surprised he doesn't call her Uncle Ben, 'cause his Rice don't stick..

but then again maybe he does. Loves those dippy nicknames, dont'cha know.

[BurtWorm]

9. That was so bad

it was good!

;)

[readmylips]

6. Wait, wait...wasn't the girl genius Condi Rice appointed....

appointed by little man bushie to guide the reconstruction of Iraq?

Good job girl genius! Our young men and women are still being murdered in Iraq. These are not your children Condileeza. I forget, you don't have any children. You wouldn't want to ruin your size 1 figure.

[madrchsod]

7. she is an

intelligent woman ,accomplished ,and is one of the few intelligent people that are loyal to him,yet he trivalized her into a joke. she must have been promised alot to be his nanny.

[demnan]

8. If he's talking about unsticking his head from his ass

good luck, Condi, after all, it's been there a long time

[Tim4319]

11. The Unsticker!

O'Reilly is so busy criticizing Ludacris about smoking weed! He need to start boycotting "The Shrub" because of the effects alcohol and cocaine can have on the brain!

[SOS]

13. I have a long piece

of toilet paper stuck to my shoe.
Could Condi come by my house and apply her expertise to my dilemma?