OOPS TOO LATE! - Bush campaign 2004

[onebigbadwulf]

Bush's campaign slogan should definitely be "Ooops too late!". They seem to have the same excuse for everything they do wrong. Let's see shall we?


Hey Gore actually won the election...
OOPS too late! Supreme court put Shrub in power!

Let's spend the budget surplus on education and healthcare...
OOPS too late! I spent it all on military!

Let's not privatize social security the stock market is not a...
OOPS too late! There goes 9-11!

Let's not lower taxes to save us from debt after 9-11...
OOPS too late! Taxes are gone, oh well!

Let's not drill for oil off the coast of Florida and in Alaska...
OOPS too late! Haliburton already at it!

Let's wait for the inspectors to finish in Iraq before we...
OOPS too late! We already invaded!

Hey there are was no threat coming from Iraq!
OOPS too late! We're already there!

Hey they gave out no bid contracts to Haliburton and Bechtel!
OOPS too late! Can't do anything now!

Hey the Bin Ladens were flown out of the country on 9-11!!
OOPS too late! They're gone now!

Hey Iraq and Afghanistan had little or nothing to do with 9-11! It was Saudi Arabia and Pakistan!!!
OOPS too late! Our troops are stuck in a bog!

Hey the Taliban is coming back in Afghanistan!!!!
OOPS too late! No money left, the pipeline is finished!

Hey depleted uranium is still radioactive!!!!
OOPS too late! It's all over the battlefield!

Hey that guy in the pentagon who said the war would cost 150-200 billion dollars and was right!!!
OOPS too late! We fired him a long time ago!

That General Boykin guy is spreading hate and anti-muslim messages which are conduct unbecomming an officer and ruining the last bit of credibility we have!!!
OOPS too late! He was already appointed to the Dept of defense!

Hey that late term abortion ban will lead to the deaths of several women with complicated births!!!!
OOPS too late! It's already passed!

Any others? :shrug:

[dfong63]

1. you put your finger on it

the shrub administration are masters at fait accompli.

any others, you ask?

well, there was the Cheney "energy commission". they've been stonewalling on that for years, and pretty soon it'll be too late if it isn't already.

i suppose you could think of a similar "oops-too-late" way to characterize the non-indictment of Ken Lay.

the microsoft anti-trust litigation.

opening the Yucca Mtn waste repository.

protecting American jobs from being outsourced.

the "Texas miracle" that turned out to be a complete fabrication.

the administration's grudging admission that global warming is real.

the repubs' embrace of serial-sex-offender Arnie as their candidate, after impeaching Bill Clinton for far less.

[RobertSeattle]

2. You should put this to music

[Kolesar]

3. If you cut the ancient forests, you will cause extinctions of species

OOPS too late! The forests have been cut and the plants and animals are doomed

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Let us be careful about introducing genetically-modified crops
OOPS too late! Starlink (registered copyright) feedcorn has jumped into the yellow corn supply. Deal with it.

[Kamika]

4. campaign should be "whatever"

I wanna bomb Iraq, and when the world says no, i say.. yeah WHATEVER

Saddam has started to meet our demands... yeah WHATEVER

No wmds in iraq??.. yeah? WHATEVER

russia and france will veto war.. WHATEVER

North Korea has nukes.. WHATEVER



theres this hillarious remix of liam lynch's my united states of whatever where It's Bush that sings it.

[UTUSN]

5. Gooid One! Our Nominee Needs to Make This the Theme n/t

[onebigbadwulf]

6. How about.,..

Hey if we keep using up all this oil there's not going to be any left in 10 years...
OOPS too late! We used it all up!