Hey Rush

[KensPen]

(as long as he let us know he reads us, let's tell him what we think)

Dear Rush.....

I think you are a racist

I think you are a flaming hypocrite

I think you are as phony as your put on "announcer voice"

I think you have yet to come clean for how bad your habit was, or the extent to which you went to obtain the drugs to feed your habit.

I think you are pretty "dim" and would love to give you an IQ test and post the results.

[INTELBYTES]

1. Do you mean "Head Rush" Limbaugh?

n/t

[Don_G]

2. Also

I think you are in a WHOLE lot of trouble. Money laundering, quanity of drugs involved, four doctors prescribing the same drugs and possibly state lines involved spells RICO, you fat buddy f**ker.

[NoKingGeorge]

3. Yo dumba$$ , watch how fast the big boys dump you.

So ya wanna play with the big boys huh? You will get a head rush from how fast those in power drop you down the hole.
bye bye jeffy

[LeahMira]

4. Dear Rush:

Clearly you are not a happy person. Fear and hate actually do have physical effects on your body. You could leave public life right now, start counting your blessings and be comfortable for the rest of your days... or you could continue on as you are until your body refuses to accept the stress you are putting on it. Success is not getting everything you want. Success is wanting everything you have. Your choice.

[KensPen]

5. Hey Rush....

If you are so innocent,
and if you are soooo upfront with your listeners,

why do you have to read prepared statements from your lawyer...

innocent people can speak for themselves can't they?

[11 Bravo]

6. Let's give Rush a break.

As a matter of fact, I'll make a deal with you Rush. If you promise to relapse, overdose, and die; I will stop writing mean things about you.

[NNN0LHI]

7. My favorite song was "Working Man". Oops. Wrong Rush n/t

[Killarney]

8. Rush

I think you are a mean-spirited, horrible person.

But, I'm a bleeding-heart liberal... maybe I can make it better. How about a hug? ;)

[CO Liberal]

9. Hey Jeff Christie - I Mean, Rush Limbaugh

When are you gonna tell your dittoheads the truth about your arrest in Pittsburgh?????

[frylock]

10. rush, when you go the big house..

act like a psycho, and maybe the GP won't fuck (with) you! Get some tats as well, it will make you look hard! Either that, or pay somebody for protection.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

11. Can't wait to see the perp walk.

Will they let you out to visit your pal in WH?

Will they have golf at your new lodgings - let's hope for an extended visit.

Think the other inmates (er, visitors) will get a chuckle out of your thinly veiled racism?

Will the doo-doo heads still worship you?

Will the other drug-dealers welcome you?

Will you still be calling for even more "tough on crime" legislation?

Mega-doodoos to you.

[Hep]

12. Be careful or they;ll hunt you down

And do all those things they talk about doing to liberals in Freeperville.

Amazing how they're comically homophobic while always talking about putting things in people's asses.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

14. They're a bunch of whiners.

The Gubmint's gonna take away corporate welfare.
The "feminazis" are gonna steal their camouflage jockstraps.
The "gungrabbers" are gonna take away their manhood.
The "libruls" are gonna take away their money.
The "commie teachers" are gonna teach their kids that babies didn't come via stork.
The "homos" are gonna tempt them.
The Supreme Court is gonna keep 'em from displaying their piety.
Illegal aliens are gonna make 'em speak Swahili.
African-Americans are gonna move into their neighborhoods.
"Hollywood" is going to make movies questioning the godhood of Ronnie "the drool" Reagan.
The Dixie Chicks are going to sing the "Internationale" with a southern twang.
The Cubans are just waiting for a chance to invade Miami in their '55 DeSotos and kill Terri Schiavo.
Democratic women only get pregnant so they can have abortions.
Clinton is going to seduce their daughters.

and, endless other threats to "traditional family values" and "Americanism".

What a bunch of crybabies.

[Skip Intro]

13. Write? Why don't we all call his show? I want to ask him about Tommy Chong

Rush: welcome to the show

Me: Yeah, mega dittos, and... bla bla bla... you're great, and...bla bla bla...Liberals, and...bla bla bla, and I'd like to know if you think Tommy Chong deserved to be imprisoned for selling glass pipes over the net...

Rush: well, drugs, you know, purple hat moon dollar babble babble babble


Seriously, we should all flood his show one day, bs our way on the air, and say hi to pigboy

[KensPen]

15. I like that idea....

but how many calls does he really take...
what we should do is flood hannity every day when he has open calls at the end of his show.

[adriennel]

16. Dear Rush,

Buddy, if I were you, I would stop complaining about those money-laundering charges. Didn't you get the memo? You won't face any actual drug charges because instead they're pursuing this pathetic maney laundering charge.

Did you ever think you would have so much in common with Courtney Love? except for the drug charges she faces, you two are a match made in heaven; give her a call.

Is it true that your illegal "prescription" drug abuse might have caused your deafness?

Do you believe the bullshit you espouse or do you do for the money?

Do you honestly think that anyone believes what you say?

great to have you here at DU, cuz I would never go to your place

[rasputin1952]

17. I figure the first tatoo Rush would get in prison...

would be right over his butt: "Billions Served"

:evilgrin:

[Zero Gravitas]

18. Jeff/Rush

Don't you think you have spread enough hatred around? Don't you think you have divided Americans against Americans enough? Don't you think you have enough money to retire on by now? Take a good hard look at yourself and maybe you will realise that divding Americans against each other with your hate-filled speech does more harm than good.

[neuvocat]

19. Rush, you are a double-talking liar!