Here's the OTHER Thksgvg Flight stories the WH floated

[PretzelWarrior]

but which didn't make it out of the Karl ROve B.S. room:

"Bush and company used teleporter to quickly zap from the Oval office to Bagdhad. While atomizing, heard an aide say in a British/Scottish accent: 'I'm givin her all the power I got, Cap'n.'" (Was rejected. But not on it's merits. Halliburton, Chevron, etc. merely thought it encouraged alternative transportation which is a BIG NO-NO)

"Bush flew himself in an FA-18 off an aircraft carrier stationed in Persion Gulf after parachuting onto the flight deck from a KC135."
(Not really sure why this one didn't see the light of day. It would actually be one of the most feasible lies they've told so far). Oh yeah. GW is chicken-sh!t so maybe that's why they didn't tell that one.

"We actually came across 3 different planes in our journey over Europe, but we shot them all down. I think the American people understand a little less Eurotrash is worth the cost of keeping the President secure." (This was their attempt to go with the truth against everyone's better instinct. Naturally, the ramifications such as a 50 million person focus group raging in the streets in the Old World were viewed as too tough to take.)

Seriously, Can anyone believe that the White House communications are now on their THIRD official iteration of the "story"? Kind of makes them miss baldy up at the podium.

[asjr]

1. lol

I love it!

[nadinbrzezinski]

2. Oh and in the iterations they have also

cancelled the laws of physics, this landing occured very early in the AM, BAGHDAD time, find any wire service now saing this


They think we cannot figure this out... Baghdad is GMT + 3, EST is GMT - 5 add eight hours, not that hard...

But now he sat down wiht troops at the same time we did in the East Coast, I guess Einstein is very impressed, they achieved light speed in earth atmosphere.

[PretzelWarrior]

3. good catch on the timing. it really is funny.

pretty soon, when they hit their fourth iteration or recursion they will be back where they started and quite literally talking in circles.