National Drunk and Drugged Driving Prevention Month, 2003 by the President

[drfemoe]

Press Release . (if this is older than 12 hrs, my apologies)
12/9/03
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We are enhancing both the education of our citizens about the dangers of driving while under the influence and our methods for keeping impaired drivers off the road. My Administration is helping in this fight by supporting the enforcement of traffic programs that teach Americans about the risks of impaired driving.
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NOW, THEREFORE, I, GEORGE W. edit: *U*H, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim December 2003 as National Drunk and Drugged Driving Prevention Month. I encourage all Americans to join the "You Drink & Drive. You Lose." national campaign to protect our citizens from impaired drivers.
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*RW* news source
From the 'official' website, which I will not post here ...

[punpirate]

1. Ummm... consider the source....

Dubya is well aware of driving under the influence of drink and drugs. He's an expert on the subject.

[drfemoe]

2. yes

one thing he does knows about first hand.

This is NOT an endorsement of his agenda.

[kaitykaity]

3. Finally, Pickles is the expert on something

in that family. Eww.