"DR." Sean Hannity Screwed (sp) - Democratic Underground

banana republican

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Fri Dec-12-03 10:25 PM
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"DR." Sean Hannity Screwed (sp)

This afternoon I was listening to "DR." sean hannity in Seattle. A caller asked "DR." sean for help with his extramarital affair with one of his patients. Of course sean told the guy to stop immediately. sean then said that the caller was jepordizing his family. To which the caller "I don't have to worry I'm a veternarian"

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coralrf

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Fri Dec-12-03 10:28 PM
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1. I am a veterinarian...

what does this mean?

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Scott Lee

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Fri Dec-12-03 10:33 PM
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2. It means Mr Han-nutty was the brunt of a very good caller joke.

Think about it. If a veterinarian were having an affair with one of his patients.....

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Media_Lies_Daily

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Fri Dec-12-03 10:34 PM
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3. Allow me to draw you a picture...

Edited on Fri Dec-12-03 10:34 PM by Media_Lies_Daily

...on second thought, I'll just tell you.

First he says that he's having an extramarital affair with one of his patients...

...then he says that he's a veternarian...

...Get it??

He's an animal doctor having an extramarital affair with one of his patients.

Let's just hope it's not a parakeet.

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coralrf

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Fri Dec-12-03 10:41 PM
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5. too much wine for me...

sorry to have missed that...it was good wine though.............

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banana republican

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Fri Dec-12-03 10:45 PM
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6. which one

eom

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coralrf

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Fri Dec-12-03 10:57 PM
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10. an experimental...

an Italian from the Amano vinyard. It was for its price, rather good.

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TennesseeWalker

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Fri Dec-12-03 10:41 PM
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4. BWAH-HA-HA-HA

Hoo hoo! Hoo hoo!

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Skittles

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Fri Dec-12-03 10:48 PM
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7. I laughed out loud

very witty (of course as long as it's not true) :O

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banana republican

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Fri Dec-12-03 10:51 PM
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8. Oh but it is true.....

eom

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banana republican

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Fri Dec-12-03 10:55 PM
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9. That is to say I heard it on the radio

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JackSwift

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Fri Dec-12-03 11:57 PM
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11. I heard it through the grapevine

'lil doggie won't you be mine,
Right wing pervo time
I heard it through the grapevine.

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Sat Dec-13-03 12:10 AM
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12. Gene Wilder

psychiatrist

sheep

woolite bottle

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