"Biological Terror and YOU!" - Ministry of HomeSec Educational Film

[thebigidea]

http://www.terminalproduct.com/bioterror.rm

(crappy realvideo, 2 minutes, black and white)

SEE! startling information that could SAVE YOUR LIFE in the event of a communist and/or terrorist-masterminded plot to water down our very freedoms. or something like that.

one in a series of new civil defense shorts designed to keep you bouncy after the inevitable apocalypse.

[thebigidea]

1. features biotoxins! beards! canned goods! bomb shelters! stock footage!

and absolutely no full frontal Tom Ridge nudity. That's a promise.

[thebigidea]

2. Terrorists... beards... communism... what do these have in common?

Figure 3453535. Virulently Communist Individual Spreads Plague Amongst the Freedom-Lovers.

[thebigidea]

3. what's that noise in the basement? Must be terrorism.

[tlcandie]

4. Is there another link that isn't real ?

Like Windows Media or something... :shrug:

[thebigidea]

15. try the mpeg

http://www.terminalproduct.com/bioterror.mpg

[Octafish]

5. Great emotional appeal. Da!

Great hero of American leisure class singlehandedly rights the wrong evils of Maoist intervention to pave the way for Prescott Bush the Younger in Peking.

Bravo!

[thebigidea]

12. there's a title.

[BeHereNow]

6. TOO FABULOUS!

Oh, thanks for that!
You made my night- I have not laughed out loud that hard
for days!
BTW- I am counting on you for the art work for the DU
compilation CD-
I have put the project on hold till after the holidaze,
but when we get rolling - you are the official artist
for the cover and etc...
Are you in LA by any chance?
If not, we can work over the net...
You are rapidly becoming one of my favorite artists.
I LOVE your work!
((((Hugs))))
BHN

[thebigidea]

11. sure thing, give a scream when ready

NYCish now, inexplicably missing LA.

[ConsAreLiars]

7. A converter?

There are a pair of programs here that claim to allow you to convert .rm to .avi files. Once there getting to the more universal .mpg is easy (so I read). I have not tried this combo, video production is not in my skillset, but would like very much to see more of your work without risking a realvideo generated reinstallation of WinDuhs.

http://members.fortunecity.com/tinra04/

[thebigidea]

13. working on it now...

I can't seem to find a good combo of quality n' size for these things that doesn't crash. I hate realvideo too, but inexplicably its the only one that's not crashing my demonic computer.

[thebigidea]

18. works now!

I think. I presume. I imagine.

[BeHereNow]

8. KICK!

MUST SEE!
Groova-licious visual art candy for the the soul...
Watch it, NOW!

"Flu shot-Poo shot
I'd rather do shots..."

Pass the scotch.
BHN

[thebigidea]

10. danke! the next few are even sicker.

I am now trying to adjust to waking up to bearded Saddam and beaming Bremer.

[thebigidea]

17. I have now adjusted, but remain sickened.

[BeHereNow]

9. I REPEAT...

Kick!

[thebigidea]

16. Saddam's beard gotcha blue? KICK!

[thebigidea]

14. ok, here's an MPEG

feel free to mirror it, I'm running out of room.

http://www.terminalprouct.com/bioterror.mpg

so someone tell me if this works!

[thebigidea]

21. HEY YOU! Can someone check this out?

My last attempt at so-called mpeging resulted in tragedy...

[durutti]

19. Duck and cover!

n/t

[thebigidea]

20. kick and linger!