How will Bush murder Saddam?

[JailBush]

Rather, what will the media report?

1. Saddam Hussein was being escorted to an Iraqi facility when the vehicle he was transported in struck an improvised explosive device.

2. Saddam Hussein was being transported in a helicopter that crashed, apparently after being hit by a missile that was obviously supplied by Iran.

3. A mob of angry Iraqis stormed the soldiers guarding Saddam Hussein and killed him as they chanted, "Long live George Bush, the Great Liberator!"

4. Saddam Hussein was killed by a Kurdish mob.

5. Saddam Hussein was killed when one of his armed guards opened a vial of weapons of mass destruction which was accidentally triggered before he could target an American convoy. The explosion left a crater that reportedly measures half a mile across.

6. Somehow, Saddam Hussein managed to break free. He grabbed a gun and killed two Americans before George W. Bush nailed him with a shot through the heart.

7. Saddam Hussein committed suicide while in prison. All of his assistants committed suicide, too. When they heard the news, his family committed suicide.

8. God smote Saddam Hussein and commanded George W. Bush to continue his war against evil.

9. Haliburton killed Saddam Hussein, then sent the U.S. government a bill for $48 million.

10. Saddam Hussein was killed by Private Jessica Lynch, who mysteriously re-enlisted.

[impeach the gop]

1. depends on which media

bbc live reports it's still propaganda related us to cover their own war crimes. dna just confirmed also

[patricia92243]

3. DNA tests cn be done this fast? I thought it took at least days

[jpgray]

2. I don't think they will

Saddam is more politically valuable captured alive. His "political ammunition" is going to be useless, since he will never have any forum to fire it off.

[tom_paine]

4. I don't think they can or will

Given the exigencies of modern technology, instantaneous comminucation, etc., to whack Saddam would be brazen in the extreme.

Yes, even more brazen than the Busheviks are ready to be at this time, IMHO..

We will see and I could be wrong. Perhaps he'll be given a closed-door tribunal (National Security, you know) like in China.

[Racenut20]

5. 3, 8, 9, 10

They are all great.

[Must_B_Free]

6. He'll commit suicide with ratshot

Or have a sudden attack from an undiagnosed heart weakness and hit his head on a desk on the way down.

He'll be run over by a bulldozer

He'll take pain pills and cut his wrists

He'll crash in a plane with ice on the wings

Someone will shoot him as he is driving by

He'll blow is head off with a shotgun

He'll get pinned to an outbuilding by his car

[izzie]

7. Once these leaders are a friends they must watch out.

Canal Zone leader is where? How long did we back him? I just hate what the US is doing about things like this. It makes us so unlike what we say we are.Always watch what is done and not what is said. We always turn on these crazy leaders that we once back if we feel like it. I do not know why these leaders keep falling into this trap.As always it will come back to kick us in the ass in some way, then more lies to cover that up. We should stop trying to rule the world.We can hardly run this country.

[mrsadm]

8. No one will murder Sadam - at least not until after...

all the photo ops are taken for months and months, enough for the republicans to splash them all over the television before the election. Just think - Bush in front of American Flag; Bush with the fake turkey; then next picture, Sadam gagged and handcuffed with US soldiers pointing their guns at him, leading him to jail.

He's worth more alive right now than dead.

[Capt_Nemo]

9. It will be 1. or 2. but FOX News will report 6.

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