Why saddam now? Roves as easy to read as Dr. Seuss...."

[John_H]

It was a sad season in Chimpville. No news out congress. They'd all gone away. Bush down in Crawford with nothing to say. Nothing on TV but dems in a rage. Bad news from Iraq on every front page.

"Oh no," said the Chimp "Oh what will I do? By the day after new years I'll be below 42!"

St. RovaKKKlaus answered, "You won't have no troubles, I've taken the pages from books by Here Goebbels."

"Hoes, hoes, hoes," says Rove aKKKlaus, "come here. Come quick! I've got some news that will stiffen your..."