Capture of Saddam makes my farts not stink anymore

[underpants]

Who knew that this one event could have such immediate certain and incredible ramifications? It seems that Saddam has more influence on the economy, the war, and American politics from a hole in the ground than W does as the sitting President of the United States, commander of the greatest military force ever assembled (thanks Bill), and world leader.





http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=102&topic_id=268985

[bearfan454]

1. Hell I had deer chili last night !

My farts still stink to high heaven. I put too much garlic in it and they really have a lingering smell. The baby (my granddaughter) smelled it and said Papa you go potty. Damn that's bad.

[booksenkatz]

2. Miracles at my house, too

I suddenly have a job, money in my bank account, and a 4-year-old with a bright, debt-free future as an American citizen!

Oh, wait, no I don't.

Never mind.

[Philostopher]

3. Yeah, same here!

As soon as they captured Hussein, the household job security worries suddenly went away! Because we all know he was the one making all those jobs go to India and Taiwan, from his hole under a house in Tikrit. Bad, bad Saddam.

Tell that to the tech sector.

[Lars39]

4. Is Ronco going to put out the WMD or the Osama version next?

Inquiring minds....:silly:

[CatWoman]

5. maybe now Streak will stop peeing in my bed

[htuttle]

6. I woke up this morning, and found an extra 6 inches added to my manhood!

Miracles! Miracles!

[LizW]

7. Thanks for this thread

I needed to laugh this morning.