The Daily "Dirt On Rush" Thread

[CO Liberal]

Rush Limbaugh's show will be starting soon, and if he holds true to his previous patterns, he will mention Democratic Underground - telling his dittoheads "not to go there". And you KNOW they'll all show up.

So let's load up this thread with everything we've got - from his drug abuse, to his arrest in the company of a male prostitute. Give the dittoheads an eyeful!!!!

:kick:

[Racenut20]

1. Now Now

You wouldn't be critical of good'ole Boil Butt the Draft Dodging Druggie would you???????

[Randi_Listener]

Titty Bars

I know several strip club owners that have Rush as a constant patron to their establishments. He is a constant fixure at Diamonds, T's Lounge, Cheetah's, and Rachel's which is a nude steak house. He tried to travel incognito but Rush is spotted almost every time. Plus he throws around the money like a drunken sailor on shore leave.

[KittyWampus]

3. But Rush Is MARRIED!i

[Bandit]

5. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha That is a good one

When did marriage ever matter to a Republican unless it was to attack a Democrat with? Bennett is the role model for family values also. Ha Ha Ha Ha ha. ROTFLMAO

[Randi_Listener]

14. I know.

Rush is still a frequenter of the local strip clubs getting lap and friction dances.

[caledesi]

25. He's on his 3rd or 4th "marriage"...think his wives are all "beards"

[kaitykaity]

35. Forgive my ignorance . . .

Is a "beard" another word for a cover marriage? Woman
married to a gay man? (Another new word I learned?) :evilgrin:

[BiggJawn]

37. That's right!

So he can say when he goes home for the holidays "But Mom, I'm not queer! See? I got married".

The counter for that is "Really? what colour's her bush?"

[kaitykaity]

39. Thanks.

(I would make a snarky comment about Rush being allergic
to fish, but that would get me into trouble.)

[0007]

67. No no no no, it would not get y'in trouble.....

Only two thing are possible. His women is dryed up like an old Gerogia peach, or the thingy hangs down to her knees like a wet paper sack.

Rush is one dirty crock shucker that hates eating fresh fish especially on Fridays.

[BackDoorMan]

51. That's fucking funny dude and so politely spoken..

[janx]

17. A nude steak house? AHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

What--is Hooter's not good enough for him?

[Phatfish]

38. hey, now wait a second

I am from West Palm Beach, and I must say that those are all fine establishments. Especially Rachel's. What a great buffett that they have. HMMMMMM... :)

[Randi_Listener]

41. Nude Steak House

You can get your steak braised or titty-free.

[Zero Gravitas]

43. I always thought Limbaugh was gay

(not that there's anything wrong with that)
Does he go to titty bars in the hopes that the rumor gets out so that his hate-filled listeners won't think he's a "fag" (becuase they DO think there's something wrong with that) or is he really a straight/bi guy in a gay man's body?

[kentuck]

2. I don't know that he will send them back?

They got a shitload of info about the Rushbo yesterday. :)

We need to give the facts on all these right-wingers that pick out one or two threads to read over the air and send their listeners to us. We shouldn't disappoint them.

[SlavesandBulldozers]

4. to Rush and the dittoheads

Rush,

THanks for taking all of those dangerous drugs and putting them in your mouth. You probably saved the lives of many children who can't say no. You are always right Rush.

Dittoheads,

keep encouraging Rush, don't do anything to upset him in these first crucial weeks of being clean of opiates. Any little thing could set him off, and then he'll go back in his mansion and bump crushed oxies while you have to go to work and earn a living.

As Ever,
Soundgarden1

[monobrau]

6. rest stop Lovin'

Hey Rush; been to that highway rest stop outside of Ocala lateley?
The one on hwy 27 on the way to Gainsville?
You know you were being followed, right?

[Cooley Hurd]

9. Oooooh! Please elaborate!!!

Do tell... what was Rush doing at a rest stop? Inquiring minds want to know! :D :thumbsup:

[Jacobin]

7. Well, here's something his listeners might be interested in:

His lawyer is filing lawsuits to get his "medical records" back from the many doctors and clinics he went to for illegal prescriptions to feed his fix.

WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. -- Rush Limbaugh asked a court yesterday to hear his claim that investigators violated his privacy by seizing his medical records and asked that the records not be released.

The conservative radio host cannot be treated for his medical conditions because the state seized his charts and files last month and intimidated his doctors, the court petition said.




Prosecutors have said they are investigating whether Limbaugh obtained and used prescription painkillers illegally. Typically, such records would not be released until a criminal investigation ends and charges are filed

http://www.nj.com/news/ledger/index.ssf?/base/news-12/107155886612510.xml

Maybe his listeners would be interested in this. I don't know

[snippy]

8. Oxydittos Rush. Tell the shittoheads about when you were on welfare.

Or how about your famous trick where you would ask someone for a ten or twenty dollar bill, use it to wipe your ass and then offer to return it to them smeared with your feces?

Or why not talk about when Bush spread the rumor that John McCain had a "nigger" daughter? Is that what you admire most about Bush?

[proud patriot]

10. I got something to help Rush with his show right here

[CO Liberal]

11. The Truth About Rush's Anal Cyst

Claim: Talk radio host Rush Limbaugh was disqualified from the Vietnam-era draft due to a pilonidal cyst.

Status: True.

http://www.snopes.com/military/limbaugh.htm

[CO Liberal]

12. The Truth About Rush's Racism

Claim: Talk radio host Rush Limbaugh once told a black caller to "Take that bone out of your nose and call me back."

Status: True.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/quotes/limbaugh.asp

[denverbill]

13. Hey Rush! Why not discuss Jeb Bush passing that law?

You know, the 'doctor shopping' law? The one they grabbed your medical records because of?

I can't recall you EVER dissing Jeb Bush and the Republican Florida Legislature for passing that law until they applied it to you.

Don't blame the prosecutors for enforcing the laws that were passed by your Republican butt-buddies. The prosecutors had AMPLE, AMPLE evidence that you doctor-shopped to feed your felonious habit. Don't get all whiny about law enforcement actually enforcing laws that you yourself supported.

[proud patriot]

15. rush when you stated that the women who marched for the right to vote

"were fat cows" what were you insinuating ?

that only skinny women should of marched?
or
only skinny women should have the right to vote ?
or
that women who vote and opinionated must be demeaned
and attacked for their apperance rather than being
honored as true heroes to women everywhere ?

I'm sure all your women listeners who may have
missed this comment by you 15 years ago would be
very interested in your answers (excuses) for
these comments .

[El Mariachi]

18. as if

rush is adonis himself

[OneTwentyoNine]

22. And speaking of Women.........

Rush claims in his usual bigoted,unless your a wealthy Repig your a doormat tone that the Take your daughter to work day was set up by the Femininazi's for only one purpose--to get to lounge around at work all day because your daughter is in tow. This costs the owners of the companies MILLIONS in payroll because of lost productivity.

SOAB......


David

[UTUSN]

16. Don't Forget caledesi's Great LIMBOsevic Graphic:

Hi, LIMBOsevic:

[UTUSN]

19. Plus, He Has Palm Beach Shunning Him

Separated at Birth? :


******QUOTE*****

http://www.sptimes.com/2003/12/14/State/Rush_s_drug_use_has_P.shtml
Rush's drug use has Palm Beach in tizzy
The talk show host's problems garner him sympathy from some neighbors and disdain among others in the wealthy community.
By TOM ZUCCO, Times Staff Writer
Published December 14, 2003

.... "He brought a negative attitude to Palm Beach; that's the real crime," said Shannon Donnelly, society editor for the Palm Beach Daily News. "That's the worst crime you could commit in this atown."
A registered Republican who is twice divorced and married to his third wife, Limbaugh is alternately described as pompous and bombastic on the air. And it may seem as if he craves attention. ....

*****UNQUOTE****

[0007]

65. Which one is Rush Limbaugh?

McNabb want to send Mr. Limbaugh a Christmas card with warm greetings.

[caledesi]

70. Hey, I made this graphic lst. But copy away. eom

[CatWoman]

20. I think posting these threads are

an EXCELLENT IDEA!!!!!!!

Read this on the air Rush, you filthy, lying scumbag son of a goat.

You are a scourge on humankind, you lowlife hypocritical liar!!!!

Hey Rush -- Clinton got a blowjob and you railed against him unmercifully. Jealous?

I'd like to hear your take on Strom Thurmond. But of course, you'll never mention that. We all know Republicans can do no wrong.

What? nothing to say??

Here, take a couple these. They will loosen your jawbone.

[Cooley Hurd]

27. Rush is pissed that HE has to pay for a blowjob...

...and Big Dog got his for free.

[SiobhanClancy]

46. he has to pay?

Didn't he buy a wife online? Guess it wasn't much of a bargain for him:)

[CatWoman]

54. she probably makes him pay

just to stay with him and carry his sleazy name.

I would!!!!!

[spotbird]

55. She doesn't carry his name, she kept her

maiden name which, ironically, is Fitzgerald. Now who can blame her for wanting to keep the name which is in one of the nation’s greatest families and not adopt the name of her drug addicted homosexual husband?

The question isn’t why she kept a name identified with the Kennedy’s or why she would be ashamed of the name Limbaugh, the question is why did she marry Rush? Must have been the money.

[Hubert Flottz]

53. Re: Rush is pissed that HE has to pay for a blowjob...

I'll bet that really left a bad taste in his mouth!

Bisexual = So ugly he has to buy sex!

[CatWoman]

63. oooooooooooooo

good one, Hubert!!!!

:thumbsup:

[denverbill]

21. Hey Rush. How about those Eagles! McNabb kicking ass.

I'm a Broncos fan myself. I tend to think Plummer is overrated by the media, but they are trying to prop him up because he is white.

[CatWoman]

23. back to the top

:kick:

[caledesi]

24. Hey Rush, or is it Jeff Christie?

Since you would never, ever let me speak on your show, I hope you can answer this. Where is the "lovely Marta?" Just curious.

[OneTwentyoNine]

26. Limbaugh on jobs.....

A week or two ago he announced that two million layed off workers is a total crock. Nope,Rush claims that there are no more than 350,000 or so that have lost a job under Chimpy. ROFLOL,we've lost 11,000 aviation jobs here in just ONE city your dipwad!!

Then a week or so later Rush claimed (I swear I'm not making this up) that we've lost NO jobs--in fact we've gained several thousand jobs under George W. Bush.

Come on,even you hard core Freepers(and I know many of you have lost a job)can't even begin to believe the BS can you???????!?!?!?!?


David

[plcdude]

28. my contribution

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/rushsearch1.html Just trying to be fair and balanced. If you came here at the request of Rush then take a look at the facts behind his situation.

[caledesi]

29. Another question Rush. Why were you funding terrorists w/ your drug

use? Isn't that unpatriotic? I think you should have John Ashcroft on your show to discuss this.

[slackmaster]

30. Rush Limbaugh kicked my dog

And I don't even HAVE a dog.

[CO Liberal]

31. Keep This Kicked

Make sure the dittoheads see it.

[proud patriot]

32. Letters to Stars and Stripes Want Limbaugh taken off AFN..Hee hee !

http://www.stripesonline.com/article.asp?section=125&article=18916

Take Limbaugh off AFN

Rush Limbaugh is a drug addict, and a rich one at that. He should be treated just like our young troops – get caught once and you’re out. Limbaugh is some role model for our armed forces. He should be taken off AFN. That’s what we call zero tolerance. Limbaugh should take his own advice and go to jail.

***** *****
Camp Darby, Italy

more
http://www.stripesonline.com/article.asp?section=125&article=18915

[MrPrax]

33. Is it true that Rush sold Oxies to school kids?

and gets kicked out of gaybars?

There was some maniac radio talk-show sleaze going on and on about it the other day...
Forget which ONE...

No Club Fed for the Wicked...straight time for you Blob..

[opihimoimoi]

34. Now that the GOP is gonna control/dominate Iraq, is Rush heading there too

[nolabels]

36. This is bad

And to think I once quit a job and got a better one because I despised him and the dittoheads at the job that thought he was a God. How far can one fall if they are really found out to be............ well you know :-)

[BiggJawn]

40. Hush! you'll have El Gushbo taking credit for your better job!

"See, friends? I actually INSPIRED this "nolabels" character to get off his hand-out-expecting Lib-ur-al ass and get a BETTER Job! the POWER of Limbaugh! It works in mysterious ways, friends!"

Mega, MEGA Oxycontins, Rush!

[UTUSN]

42. He's Listening - Just Called Us "Kook Left" and "Little Anklebiters" n/t

[UTUSN]

44. & Then There's THIS Gem

*********QUOTE*******

http://pittsburgh.indymedia.org/news/2003/10/9656.php

ST. LOUIS MAN CLAIMS RUSH LIMBAUGH AFFAIR
by Friends of Liberty Tuesday October 14, 2003 at 02:44 PM

A 46 year old music store owner from the St. Louis area, Elliot Sanders, is claiming that while a college student at Southeast Missouri University in 1971, he had an affair with Rush Limbaugh. Sanders claims that he and Limbaugh, the well known talk radio star, had an affair that went on for about 3 months in the fall of 1971...

*****UNQUOTE****

[Zero Gravitas]

48. interesting

not surprised about the gay part, although something doesn't add up... the guy who said he had the affair is 46 so would have been 14 in 1971, but says he was a college student...

Anyhoo the interesting part is this:
"Rush said that he though most people are incredibly gullible, and he felt that the key to radio programming was to reach that crowd, and that it would be really, really easy. He thought he thought he could get anyone to believe anything he said, and the more outrageous is was, the more they would believe it."

and

...some of the people who listen to him might. I think most of them are psychotic. I don't think these people realize he's just pandering to them for ratings, but if they find out, I wouldn't want to be there."

Not surprising, but interesting that he apparently had this plan all along to pander to right-wing morans.

[CO Liberal]

50. I Believe That Story Has Been Discredited

But none of the others have.......

[barbaraann]

45. Anklebiters?

That a term that people who don't like children use. I believe that children are precious and would never, ever use that term--it's evil.

[SpiralHawk]

47. This is all so terribly unfair

the thing YOU PEOPLE do not get, is that Rush is special.

Just as in the case of Neil Bush who is using this defense in his latest imbroglio of vast monetary and sexual corruption, Rush is "ethically disadvantaged."

So how about some Compassionate Conservativism for the "ethically disadvantaged." Have you no feelings.

I certainly hope that no one will < KICK > this thread and call any more attention to Mr. Limbaugh's drug addiction and sexual peccadillos. Remember, he has a "special problem," and so merits "special treatment."

"All pigs are created equal. But some pigs are more equal than others." - Animal Farm

[CO Liberal]

49. "All Pigs Are Created Equal...."

[BackDoorMan]

52. I still want to know why Rush smokes illegal Cuban cigars...is it because

he truly supports Fidel Castro and it's his way of using his money to support Cuba?

Or is it because he's a lying bald-headed pig...who wants everyone to know he's rich and he can get illegal Cuban cigars and we can't. And no one can do anything about it, fuck off you peasants...because he's Rush the pigman?

Hypocrite!

[Scott Lee]

57. Fake beard, fatigues and stilleto heels.

Nightly in the Rush household. His spanish accent is getting better too, I've heard.

[UTUSN]

59. Yep, the Spanish Accent

Back during the Elian craze, he was pronouncing the name "alien" --but somebody almost immediately, like, from one day to the next must have pointed out the negative connotations, so he went to the closer "ell-YAWN".

[BackDoorMan]

60. That girl Rush really knows how to throw a party!

[spotbird]

58. Isn't that a crime also?

I wonder if the maid saved any, they would have his prints on them.

[Bandit]

66. Therer was an article a while back about his wife taping up all the

doors and windows so she wouldn't have to breathe his cigar smoke and he made jokes about it. The love there is so powerful it amazes.

[Hubert Flottz]

56. Rush is one of the truly GREAT entertainers though!

I've been laughing for 30 minutes about this thread! Where does the GREAT entertainer get all those great scripts anyway?

[CO Liberal]

61. Morning Kick

There's a lot of good stuff in this thread, so we might as well kick it up so the dittoheads can see it when Rush tells them not to visit DU.

Rush's radio pukefest starts in about an hour, so be prepared for a freeper onslaught.

[shirlden]

62. Get ready for another chapter

in the life of the cognitive challenged. Those lovable, but misguided dittoheads and their always gay, fun-loving, pill-popping misleader. Todays story is about the chimp with the cowboy hat who single-handed pulled the drugged rat from the hole. Time for another fascinating 3 hours of fiction, fantasy and flatulence.

:bounce:

[CO Liberal]

64. "Fiction, Fantasy, and Flatulence"

AN excellent summary of El Lardbutt.

[zulchzulu]

68. You mean the photo of Rush with three male prostitutes?

[Zuni]

69. kicks

I despise Rush.