* to have MRI on his knees

[southerngirlwriter]

http://abcnews.go.com/wire/Politics/ap20031218_129.html

Must be nice to get the best medical care on the planet. Some of us need an MRI but will never get one for REAL PROBLEMS -- reasons other than pain while jogging -- at the age of Fifty-Freaking-Seven, for the love of God!

"Doctor, I'm 57 years old and work out for two hours a day. My knees hurt some. What do you think the problem might be?"

"Your body is aging, if not your intellect. That'll be $3,000."

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. If he'd get off his knees where his corporate masters are concerned

maybe he would have some knees left...not to mention some lips! Where the hell are his lips???

[Andy_Stephenson]

5. On....

Victor Ashe's penis?

[Wwagsthedog]

2. On his knees?

I didn't know that dim bulb was a Clinton intern.

[bitchkitty]

4. I didn't know that anyone

besides republicans made those stupid jokes.

[Cronus Protagonist]

3. Oh! Monica Lewinsky changed her name to Monica Randi Ingester?

Just wondering...

"Terminate Governor Gangbang" Buttons, Stickers & Magnets

[LosinIt]

6. Makes Sense if MRI is Many Rectal Invasions

or maybe Mass Republican Incursions
Mouth Ramming Incessantly????

[ElsewheresDaughter]

7. * blew his knees out from so many blowjobs performed on KennyBoy

and other corporate cronies...damaged his meniscus's and grew massive caluses