George Bush Top Gun Doll offer. (Major puke alert)

[ElementaryPenguin]

Yuck! Hopefully, Santa won't be stuffing many stockings with these wretched things. (But I must admit they might make great booby prizes for office holiday parties and such - and what a voodo doll!)

:evilgrin:

http://www.newsmaxstore.com/nms/showdetl.cfm?&DID=6&Product_ID=1569&af_id=364

[Bush is a chimp]

1. I thought this was a joke

But I clicked on the link and these people are serious!

[ElementaryPenguin]

5. I know.

Boggles the mind!!!!

[Bronco69]

2. Please hold my doll while I go

puke!!

[patricia92243]

3. Big-wigs in the pub `party will buy them all up to give the impression

that they popular - implying of course - that bush is just as popular - ugh

[ElementaryPenguin]

11. Herr Gropenfuhror dolls probably going like hotcakes as well!

Face it - we're becoming nothing more than an imperialistic, largely ignorant, militaristic, bully fascist state - bent on ruling and fucking up the world!!

[never cry wolf]

4. He lost his codpiece!!

Do you think he gets royalties?

[ElementaryPenguin]

6. I guess he must. GRRRR! That thought makes me even madder!

And sicker! :puke:

[muriel_volestrangler]

7. If you can hold down your lunch...

"his rugged Texas back country good looks and characteristic placid political face"

shouldn't that be "his rugged Congo back country good looks and characteristic clueless chimpanzee face"?

and what the hell is an "environmental deterrent"? I can't even make that out to be a compliment, let alone a reasonable statement.

[ElementaryPenguin]

8. His fucking rugged good looks!! Please tell me this is all a bad dream!

These last 3 years have been sooooo fucking unbearable!!

:puke:

[Lisa]

13. ahem, shouldn't that be "rugged (New Haven Connecticut ) back country"?

After all, he was born in the wilderness, in a hand-hewn log cabin a couple of blocks from Yale University.

[Vitruvius]

9. Does the Bu$h action figure go AWOL too?

n/t

[ElementaryPenguin]

10. Yes. And there's a remote that makes him snort coke, down a bottle

of Jack Daniels, while we wipes his ass with a copy of the Constitution! That's our noble, brainless, er...fearless leader!!

[Bush is a chimp]

14. I wonder how

Many people really buy this damn thing! Does it come with accessories? Like an oil well, a Declaration of war... oh wait that would be the missing accessory! Hmmm also it would come with a big huge Thanksgiving Turkey!

[Cat Atomic]

12. You could swap the Bush head with

the head on a plastic chicken and have a nice little Bush Chickenhawk doll.

Actually, you'd have two; a chicken body with Dubya's head, and a flightsuit guy with a chicken head. Yay!

[rasputin1952]

15. This has to be some kind of joke...

"a family man, an astute business leader" :wtf:

Idiot boy has failed t everyting he has ever done, and they'd have to pay me $29.95 + S&H to get that oeice of craqp. And they better send matches, so I can burn the little asshole in my backyard!

:evilgrin:

[Bush is a chimp]

16. A better one.

http://www.talkingpresidents.com/products-af-clinton.shtml

[Bush is a chimp]

17. The official

Blowing smoke up Americas ass doll!

http://www.talkingpresidents.com/products-af-rummy.shtml

[Bush is a chimp]

18. I found one that makes me impotent!

Please wash out your eyes after viewing this one!

http://www.talkingpresidents.com/products-af-coulter.shtml

[Bush is a chimp]

19. LMAO this one is great!!

Look at the ears on this sucker!! I'll bet a Democrat designed it!! LOL


http://www.talkingpresidents.com/products-af-bush.shtml

[ComerPerro]

20. Give me a fucking break

"Praised for his support of the troops in Iraq while at the same time being lambasted by his political critics for using the opportunity to boost his political career, President Bush remained as unflappable as ever"

His support of the troops in Iraq?

Why are soldiers having to purchase their own personal armor if they want any kind of protection???????