Some new ideas for Terrorism Alerts

[zulchzulu]

Instead of just colors for incoming terrorism alerts, here are some ideas to make it more interesting:

Fruit
Low = Green (Pear)
Guarded = Blue (Blueberry)
Elevated = Yellow (Banana)
High = Orange (Orange)
Severe = Red (Strawberry)

Homeland Security Sauces
Low = Green (Pepper Salsa)
Guarded = Blue (Blueberry Picante)
Elevated = Yellow (Mustard Relish)
High = Orange (Cajun Cayenne Sauce)
Severe = Red (Texan Beef Sauce)

Music variations
Low=Light Classics
Guarded=Jazz
Elevated=Pop
High=Power Ballads
Severe=Heavy Metal

Monster variations
Low = Green Boogie Man
Guarded = Blue One-Eyed Monster
Elevated = Yellow Toothed Raging Wolf
High = Orange Cross-eyed Rabid Beaver
Severe = Red Screaming Acid-salivating Wolverine

Hollywood movie stars
Low=Matthew Broderick
Guarded=George Clooney
Elevated=Kevin Bacon
High=Samuel Jackson
Severe=Mickey Rourke

Female stars named Linda
Low=Linda Lavin
Guarded-Linda Hunt
Elevated-Linda Lovelace
High=Linda Blair
Severe=Linda Hamilton

Family members
Low=Infant nephew
Guarded-Clumsy 2 year-old
Elevated-Protesting teen
High=Wife arguing about money
Severe=Mother-in-law on telephone

Mothers-in-law
Low=Irish mother-in-law
Guarded=Mexican mother-in-law
Elevated=Italian mother-in-law
High=Jewish mother-in-law
Severe=Chinese mother-in-law