When will Turdblossom & Co "find" Osama?

[TygrBright]

Poll question: When will Turdblossom & Co "find" Osama?

Any bets?

[Virginian]

1. Osama will win the election for Bush

Heaven help us if Bush gets a second term. Imagine what he will do when he doesn't have to worry about getting elected. If he doesn't have to go to a bunch of fundraisers, what deeper mischief can he get into.

[Kazak]

2. My hunch is...

they'll never find 'em...he's dead.

I chose none of the above.

[TygrBright]

5. You may be right...

...in which case there is a really, really busy SFX team in an NSA bunker somewhere, creating a realistic "corpse" for the PNAClones to "find" at the moment of maximum strategic impact.

Any takers on THAT bet?

cynically,
Bright

[DemBones DemBones]

7. Yep. I hope they're the team that

made the "Fat Osama" tape -- might as well have the "corpse" look healthy.

Dead or alive, if they possibly can, they'll bring him in before the election.

[mot78]

3. Oh they'll "find" Bin Laden alright

his carcass is hanging in a meat-locker, right next to Reagan's. I wonder who will Rove chose to "die".

[mot78]

4. Oh they'll "find" Bin Laden alright

his carcass is hanging in a meat-locker, right next to Reagan's. I wonder who will Rove chose to "die".

[kreg]

6. October baby

Scr*w us....the unveiling will take place in october and there ain't sh*t we can do about it.

[TygrBright]

8. I very much fear you are right...

...ol' Karl's just too smug in the face of an otherwise unravelling GOPpie Administration not to have this one safely up his sleeve.

So does this mean it doesn't actually matter a rat's patootie who the Dem nominee is? Could we go ahead and nominate Sharpton? He'd be way the most entertaining to listen to...

puckishly,
Bright

[TygrBright]

9. Any "day owls" wanna vote?

I'm doing a wrap-up reporting poll results tonight....

But I doubt anyone will be surprised.

philosophically,
Bright