I just had a dream that the Bush family was staying at my home for holiday

[fishguy]

They were really irritating and kept complaining that everything was not up to their standard.
Typical rich people.
Or should I say this dream was a nightmare?

[evil_orange_cat]

1. it would be a good dream if they all choked...

were the twins drunk and hitting on you?

[Philostopher]

2. I hope you kept a big bowl of pretzels on the table.

In your dream, I mean ...

[fishguy]

4. * and Bush 1 were avoiding me in the dream

because I kept telling them the way it is with them.
Like, don't try and BS me because this is not Faux News.
The one daughter just on my lazy boy and watching tv, but she did not say too much.

[LiberalFighter]

19. You mean keep nailed on the outside of all doors to keep them away

[eileen_d]

3. Jesus H. Christ I'm sorry.

:hug:

[fishguy]

5. You can see what I woke up and cannot fall back asleep

Actually, what POed me more than having the BEFE at my house was the fact that the day after Christmas to get away from them I went to the Y to play basketball and let off some steam. In both gyms, they had gymnastics mats and equipment set up. I went ballistic and said, "What the F is up with this?" One of the gymnastics instructor allowed us to use one-half of a gym.

[fishguy]

6. "Mommy, the BEFE is in my closet and under my bed"

Talk about getting a lump of coal for Christmas.
What did I do this year to deserve the BEFE for the holidays?

[punpirate]

7. Man, whatever it is you're...

... eating before taking a nap, you'd better cut it out, for your own peace of mind.

Cheers.

[corporatewhore]

8. If this really happened

Jenna would wipe out your liquor supply
Bush would have to have your kids (if you have any) read him a story because he cant make out the big words
And Laura would wipe your medicine cabinet clean
When they leave they would probably steal all your valubles and give it to cheney

[madrchsod]

9. you need help

i`d say nightmare...

[fishguy]

10. What a night!

Just glad I am still sane this morning....
I guess the orange alert got to me.

[RebelOne]

11. Nightmare, definitely a nightmare.

[neebob]

12. Wow, and I thought my work dream was weird

I arrive at work at 11 am, having forgotten I had a client coming, and my boss is really mad. Someone gives me a key and says, "Here, take the elevator to the future." I think, yeah, that's the ticket. Going into the future will fix everything. So I get in this elevator with a bunch of other people - not the Bush family, thank God - and they all float up to the ceiling but I stay on the floor (because I'm too fat). Then I get out of the elevator and try to work, but my client just wants to make out. So I get on my cell phone and try to call the office, presumably back in the past, but no one answers. That woke me up cold, and here I am.

Normally, I wouldn't have posted this, but your dream was just so crazy I felt like sharing.

[fishguy]

16. I don't think any dream could match up with mine.

The BEFE Home for the Holidays Dream.
I am surprised I did not wake up in a cold sweat.

[Warren Stuart]

13. Just to be safe

Count the Silverware.

[ElsewheresDaughter]

14. "dream"??? sounds more like a fucking nightmare!

[Skidmore]

15. Lay off of the fruitcake just before bedtime

and that should help.

[devinsgram]

17. I hope you gave them all coal.

[fishguy]

18. Has anyone else ever dreamed about the BEFE?

Maybe this is just a bad dream.
Maybe I will wake up and it's December 2000 and Al Gore is President-elect and he will actually do something to prevent 9/11, like what his commission recommended in 1995.