The Year in Review - I could use some help.

[SilasSoule]

Some help to counter a co-worker wingnut who sent me this email with his year in review:


1.---Dems side with France and try to appease Iraqi dictator known to harbor terrorists.

2.---Dems predicts hundreds of thousands of casualties if we invade Iraq.

3.---The UN admits it has no will to enforce its own resolutions.

4.---Bush tells all America-haters to go hell and decides to pursue what is in the best interest of the American public.

5.---Bush's military wins the most decisive victory in the history of the world, occupying a country the size of California with 24 million residents in just a few weeks with negligible losses.

6.---Economy rebounds, exhibiting highest rate of growth in 20 years, thanks to Bush's tax cuts.

7.---Gray Davis recalled by the liberal voters of California who realize that socialism never works. Huge embarassment for the DNC.

8.----Saddam Hussein captured. His sons killed. al Qaeda operatives arrested worldwide. Dean weeps.

9.----Bush administration twharts all further attacks on US homeland.



Okay I can come up with at least four. Maybe you guys can help chip in so I can round out a top ten list.

-- Made reference to an IRAQI purchase yellowcake uranium from Niger in State of Union address. The Administration had been informed that the documents that they were relying on for this information were knowingly forged and the information was false

-- Pre-emptively and without provocation invaded, attacked and occupied a country that was no threat to U.S. security killing 500 U.S. soldiers and thousands of Innocent Iraqis and swelling the rolls of IRAQI al-Qaeda recruits.

-- The White House Cold calls journalists in an attempt to leak the identity of a covert CIA agent working in a spy network that was gathering intelligence on WMD procurement and proliferation. The leak was was in retribution for Joe Wilson exposing the truth about the Niger yellowcake lies because the CIA agent was Wilson's wife.

--Granted huge no-bid contracts to Halliburton, The company that was headed by the vice-president before coming to office. Said company proceeded to gouge the U.S. taxpayers by overcharging for gasoline prices in IRAQ.

Please add....

[primarycolored]

1. Yankees choke again?

[MisterP]

2. thoughts:

1. which terrorists?
2. which Dems? over which period of time? is ONE hundred thousand all right with him?
3. resolution enforced; WMDs, anyone?
4. like what? brewing terrorists?
5. crippled military, success like Pyrrhus
6. after months of failure, a spike = recovery? unemployment? wealth centralization?
7. Europe does not exist? Davis wasn't socialist and Ahnuld is a poser; by definition they look good at first sight
8. which AQ operatives? orange alert? whatever
9. which attacks? attacks on U.S. arrive several years apart
the problem is they never see when they're wrong

[snippy]

3. It was a Banner Year for Bush Lies.

The Bush administration did not reveal the identity of a CIA operative but the White House is cooperating with the 9/11 commission since democrats are not good Americans just as the Jews were not good Germans and government spending went down if you do not count the increased government spending and the boxes were labeled "Made in USA" even though the decorative turkey was not labeled but Bush's plane was spotted because before Saddam bought the uranium Bush had no plans on his desk to invade Iraq since the aircraft carrier was too far offshore for the Navy to make a large enough banner to describe the WMD we have found in Iraq some of which could hit the US and some of which Saddam was giving to Osama for using Iraqi hijackers on 9/11 but everyone got a tax cut which allowed Iraqi oil revenue to pay for the cost of the reconstruction of Iraq after the invasion by a small number of troops who would be greeted with flowers because Bush misunderstood the intelligence briefing warning of the 9/11 attacks and that is why Laura dropped the dog.

There is no subject so shallow, serious, or somber that Bush will not lie about it. The only other option is not to lie. And that Bush can not do.