I present to you, Wilson S. Lucom, the worst rightwing pundit EVER

[SeveneightyWhoa]

This man is hilarious.
His articles are sheer comedic brilliance.
I sometimes wonder if he's a leftwing plant, sent to NewsMax to discredit the entire organization.

Unfortunately, he doesn't get enough attention. So I made this thread. You thought Rush, O'Reilly, Hannity, Coulter, were bad? This guy is on another level.

Can you believe that a man who wrote an article entitled "CNN Unpatriotic and Perhaps Traitorous", holds or had held important positions in Washington?

Read, and weep. Or laugh your ass off at the complete lunacy and total lack of mental thought going into these illogical rants.

Enjoy:
http://newsmax.com/pundits/archives/Wilson_C._Lucom-archive.shtml

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1. And here's my favorite, an absolute gem:

"President Bush is waging war against Iraq to protect you, your children and all Americans after you from being killed by an atomic bomb or biological weapon such as anthrax or ricin, as well as other deadly weapons of mass destruction including deadly gases.

You must clearly understand that President Bush is waging this war to protect you from future terrorist attacks and attacks by Saddam once he developed the atom bomb.

"Birds of a feather flock together." Terrorists flock together across countries’ lines and help each other. The countries, of course, deny they are helping the terrorists and because we cannot prove it people say no one is helping the terrorists."

(read the rest of this CLASSIC, HILARIOUS, MORONIC article: http://newsmax.com/archives/articles/2003/4/6/191344.shtml)

[NJCher]

2. I have a theory

Wilson Lucom is really * helped out by a spellchecker and an editor. Think about it: the reasoning is at the level of a sixth or seventh grader. Very basic, very primitive. Very black and white.


Cher

[izzie]

3. Gee I thought Bush brought the terrorist here. Where were they....

before he got into office? I think his rants on all this evil turned them on.

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5. Wow. This guy is a friggin lunatic!

[SeveneightyWhoa]

4. Well, we'd better..

..reinstate the LUCOM plan!
I'll give $1 billion to anyone who responds to this thread! Or I'll just go all out and use the neutron bomb, as Mr. Lucom suggests!