Headlines we will never see

[opihimoimoi]

Bush negotiating with N Korea over Nukes and Missiles, uses WISDOM CARD.

Bush speechless when introduced to ET

Miricle drug restores Bush's brain. IQ now at 121, was 73

7,288 Al Quaida KIAs, Cost in Dollar$ $56,783,156,534.09

[frogfromthenorth2]

1. Bush IQ 73 ????? That's what I call an exageration....

[opihimoimoi]

2. LOL, you're prolly correct... seems like 24.08

especially yesterday, he was rambling on an on. was sick.

[are_we_united_yet]

3. Come on guys!

with statements as stupid as "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure".

You have to have a very high IQ just to think of something that stupid.

:)

[ngGale]

6. Bush not thinking?

LMAO--When he says things like that. I sit and wonder if anyone else in the world wonders. Like, say what? Where did he get that from and what does he mean. LOL

[opihimoimoi]

11. LOL, that one was rich

[Hippo_Tron]

22. Or when asked "Will we have less troops in Iraq this time next year"...

A response like "That's a trick question, I'm not going to answer it."

[david_vincent]

4. "Neil Bush Investigated for Insider Trading"

n/t

[liberalhistorian]

10. Also

"Neil Bush investigated for sex scandal while married, just like Clinton."

[opihimoimoi]

12. Wasn't that in Thighland?? where they got kiddie porn and shit??

[hellhathnofury]

5. Bush Denounces PNAC, Call's for World Peace.

[opihimoimoi]

14. World Peace???? Bush?? BBBWWWAAhahahahahahah

Only if he on top and in control....

[Coldgothicwoman]

7. Cheney proves his blood is red! <n/t>

[salinen]

8. President found sodomizing

Karl.

[opihimoimoi]

17. Bernie, his fave Holstien calf...goes moooooo

[opihimoimoi]

16. Commits Sempuku on White House Lawn with Guliani as Second

[are_we_united_yet]

9. Bush Administration restores integrity to White House

Wellllll maybe Fox/CNN/USA Today/NY Times would run this

edited:fatfingered

[opihimoimoi]

18. Resigns en masse

[Kal Belgarion]

13. C'mon fellows! I thought this would be first:

"Bush Re-elected!"

[ScreamingMeemie]

15. The very best one yet!!! Welcome to DU Kal!

:hi:

[opihimoimoi]

19. Bush Re Slected!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! By 4 Votes

[ScreamingMeemie]

20. Ha! That's a good one too.

:7

[opihimoimoi]

21. did ya like the typo?? :o)

[newyawker99]

28. Hi Kal Belgarion!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[camero]

23. Bush hunting for Quail

And he still can't spell potato.

[opihimoimoi]

24. LOL BUSH HUNTS FOR SANITY AND REASON, 4 Boxes of shells no hits

[camero]

25. And faced with no more ammo

He promptly blamed the sight on his gun. I hope that makes sense. :)

[opihimoimoi]

26. A REAL HUNTER never blames his "gun"

Real Hunters "zero in" at the range or other appro place

Bush would blame it on a goober in his eye

[camero]

27. You're right

Or he would just blame Goober. :)