You're a Republican if You Can Believe Any of the Following…

[Democrats unite]

25 Ways to Determine if the GOP's Spins Satisfy Your Intellect

Points Exposing Bush and His Party Receive Wide Circulation



Emailed by GayToday Readers


You know you're a Republican if you believe that...

1. Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you are millionaire conservative radio jock, which makes it an "illness" and needs our prayers for your "recovery".

2. Those privileged from birth achieve success all on their own.

3. The U.S. should quit the UN and our highest national priority is enforcing UN resolutions against Iraq.


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[el_gato]

1. that's great

thanks for posting

[Democrats unite]

2. Your welcome.

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[RobertSeattle]

3. Great list

Would love to see it turn into one of those "urban legend" (but true!) emails that people send out.

[elfwitch]

4. beautiful

I emailed the complete list to everyone on my contacts list.
Muchas Gracias!!

[louis-t]

5. Forgot one.....

"we must NOT teach children about birth control because that will encourage them to have sex. We MUST teach children to use guns so they will NOT to use them.