Another sign Bush will lose (amazon bestseller list).

[barbaraann]

There are only three political books in the Top 100 Bestsellers this morning and they are by Al Franken, Michael Moore, and Molly Ivins. The hateful talking-point rightwing books are sinking. :-)

However, it does appear from the list that Bush could get elected if he came up with a miracle diet book. ;-)

[Cat Atomic]

1. George Bush's Crow Miracle Diet.

"I ate crow at every meal, and lost 10 lbs.! I also sometimes stick my foot in my mouth and nibble on that between meals."

[barbaraann]

4. LOL Well, crow IS low-carb.

:-)

[Lone Pawn]

2. Bush Diet

"I like calisimathenicals...calismatic...excersize...now, we call it working out in texas, I don't know what they call it here...anyhow, here's my working out chart.

9:00-9:15 Warmup: Truth stretches (30 reps)

9:15-9:30 Stretch: Bend backwards for special interests (60 reps, or until head is fully inserted up ass)

9:30-11:00 Weightlifting: Energy industry fund-raise.

11:00-11:30 Skill practise: Work with economic advisory team on number-spinning.

11:40-12:00 Gymnastics: Double-back Iraq rewrite (20 reps, or until media obeys)

12:00-3:00 Break: (for lunch, fundraising.)

3:00-3:20 Aerobics: Flag-wrapping (M-W-F self, T-R-S unpopular bills)

3:20-3:40 Strength training: Upper-body Congressional Strongarm conditioning.

3:40-4:15 Calisthenics: 9/11 speechwriting shoehorn.

4:15-4:30 Swimming: Diving from responsibility (20 reps)"

[barbaraann]

6. Welcome to DU! That is hilarious.

And Karl Rove is Bush's personal trainer. :-)

[On the Road]

8. LOL-- Great Post

and welcome to DU. :hi:

[wryter2000]

9. Great post

Welcome to DU!

[newyawker99]

11. Hi pkjun!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[qanda]

14. WOW!!!

That's *very* funny! Great post and welcome to DU :hi:

[leftofthedial]

3. if he ate enough pretzels

he might stop gaining weight altogether

[DoYouEverWonder]

5. Rove & Co know that W can't win

a fair and free election. That is why they will have to steal it again.

The scary part is that they intend to let nothing get in the way. Remember these mutants have already killed 3000 American civilians, to get what they want. Do not doubt that they will do it again if they think it will keep them in power.

[barbaraann]

7. It's hard to argue with that, but I think it depends on the speed

of the awakening of the American public. I think that awakening will speed up once we have a few Dem primaries behind us.

[hobbes159]

10. Well, there's the excuse for the next tax cut then....

"Yes, you too can lose wait if the President's 'Cut Taxes to Cut Fat 2004' bill is passed! Call Congress now! Science has proved that cutting taxes for the upper class causes wait loss!"*



* Disclaimer: Weight loss only found in middle and lower-class citizens, the poor and elderly due to inability to afford food. Some malnutrition side effects may occur. Check with your local Repulican for details.

[GOPBasher]

12. "Bush could get elected if he came up with a miracle diet book."

hahahahaha
LOL That was funny. :toast:

[radwriter0555]

13. He might "lose" but like HITLER, he'll be appointed -- again of course..

since he was appointed -- like hitler -- before, in spite of the fact that he lost the election.

[lostnfound]

15. Michael Savage book front and center when I walked into Borders yesterday

A HUGE display immediately in front of the entrance. Yuck. Is that Borders standard placement elsewhere, I wonder?

[kskiska]

16. Gee, whatever happened to Former First Lady Barbara Bush's book?

Couldn't it compete with Former First Lady Hillary Clinton's book? It sure tanked quickly. The Freepers don't even mention it. I guess they didn't buy it, either.

[barbaraann]

17. It's sinking.

Released Oct 20, 2003
Amazon.com Sales Rank: 5,786

"Living History" by Hillary Clinton was released in June and it is #241.

:-)

[Lone Pawn]

18. er...

Would anyone really *want* to read anything from her poisonous lips?