I am the biggest militant feminist lesbian on DU ( so there)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

A fellow "liberal" just informed me of such. I know Forrest Gump thought he was but sorry folks...the title is mine all mine.

:D

[SoCalDem]

1. I pictured you as a medium...

who would be the smallest militant feminist lesbian? hmmmm

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

4. I don't know but when you find her tell me!

I just love a woman I can pick up (literally) :D

[binaryline]

2. congratulations! ;-) n/t

[Booberdawg]

3. Awwwww

"Don't worry your pretty little head about it, honey." </sarcasm>

[BurtWorm]

5. And you like boys!

You're a wonder to behold, nsma. Boys like you, too.

:loveya:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

7. Thanks Burt, I knew there were a few of you left

SMOOCH

[indigo32]

6. and baby we love ya just the way you are

:)

[DarkPhenyx]

8. Now everyone applaud her grandstanding...

...so she can feel better about herself.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

10. Wow the king who crowned me so has arrived

I feel fine about myself...but you have a bit of a problem.

BTW, I'm the queen of militant lesbians but if I had balls, I'd be the king of militant lesbians (didn't want to let you down since no doubt I am sure you are so liberal you think I suffer from penis envy too! ;-) )

[Booberdawg]

11. I had penis envy once

I was out in the middle of a lake in a boat and had to pee.:o

[Cheswick2.0]

58. LOL

I think you have found the only instance where I would have penis envy. So that's what Freud was talking about.

[leftofthedial]

9. don't take this wrong

('cause if you do I know you'll kick my ass)

but I always pictured you as a petite.

whatever you are, I'm glad you're here.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

19. LOL.

I could never kick you ass for saying that. And petit is semi-true...i'm not tall :D

[Booberdawg]

12. "with no desire for true equality"

you forgot that part. A militant feminist lesbian "with no desire for true equality"
:spank::spank::spank:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

13. Yeah that's right. I really do think assholes should

eat shit and die...but that's just me.

[Booberdawg]

14. It's "free speech" don't cha know

:eyes:

[Cheswick2.0]

60. True Equality, I know what that is

it's where all animals are equal but boy animals are more equal. It where they get to retain the top of the mountain because through brutal strength, they got there first.

[noiretextatique]

15. and i "scream homophobia loudly and constantly"

apparently, this isn't considered a personal attack. :eyes:
just don't use the word "hypocrite" in any post...that, apparently, IS a "personal attack."

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

16. Funny, boy king called me that too!

But I didn't hit the alert....let boy king speak for his ever so transformed self.

[noiretextatique]

17. i know what you mean

words are sometimes more powerful when left to speak for themselves. i am wondering about "standards" though...

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

18. I think the standards are you are fine

if no one hits the alert and you are not if they do :evilgrin:

[noiretextatique]

20. i question that after last night

but luckily...i will forget it ever happened in a few days. and of course, my objections are on record.

[Maddy McCall]

37. I'm outta the loop now (laptop's on the fritz) so someone please tell me..

what happened last night? Link me, baybee!

Thanks! Missing you all :hi:

Oh, and NSMA, you are definitely the most outspoken fem on the board, and I :loveya: for it!

jchild

[salin]

61. I'm sorta curious

as well.

[noiretextatique]

22. a new word he learned

i used it to describe several of the stances in his posts...was his post deleted? i was told using the "h" word is a personal attack. i hope this standard is applied across-the-board.

[Maddy McCall]

38. hussy? Are you a hussy? Who called you a hussy?

I will kick their asses! LOL! (Sorry Skittles for momentarily stealing your thunder.)

[Booberdawg]

21. No, that's FREE SPEECH!

:eyes:

And I'm going to go out of my way to convince you of the error in your thinking! :spank:

[noiretextatique]

23. LOL...i am resisitant to programming

though i support free speech. i just don't like selective enforcement

[Booberdawg]

24. I'd hate to be a mod

They have to make some tough calls. But I know what you mean. It depends on who's ox is being gored sometimes.

[Booberdawg]

29. What is astonishing to me ….

Is a straight person who goes to such inordinate lengths to argue with gays about what “should” and “shouldn’t” be perceived as homophobia. :wtf: Like … why would someone who has never been on the receiving end of homophobic attitudes be better able to recognize it than people who have come into contact with it personally.

It’s never enough to just agree to disagree for these types. You MUST be told ad nauseum your perceptions do not meet with their approval. Why not just drop it forchrissakes?? Noooooooo. They have to have the last word on the subject. They have to “WIN”.

Incredible, I tell you. Rude, insensitive, and patronizing. Just incredible.

[noiretextatique]

33. as a test, i mentioned racism as well

not surprisingly, my views, didn't meet the standard of "logic" as dictated by someone...it's the arrogance of privilege. the obdurant insistence that one's views are more relevant than anyone who actually lives an experience simply because someone repeats, ad nauseum, that he is concerned only with "the facts," and according to someone, his "facts" are more factual than anyone's.
run of the mill arrogant privilege. you'd think someone would learn some new tricks, since this one is old and tired and obvious...and rude, insensitive, and patronizing.
yep...it's incredible...asking "liberals" to sound and act liberal, shouldn't be considered an imposition. it's one thing to object to someone's views, but to INSIST that your views are the correct ones while labelling those who disagee with you "militants" and "screamers"...that's privilege in action folks. worthy of rush limbaugh himself :eyes:

[VelmaD]

34. "hello kettle...

I'm the pot and you're black".

Ya know, the way y'all continue to reply to his replies indicates more than a little need to "have the last word" and "win" on your own parts.

Just me 2 cents.
Darth Velma

[SmileyBoy]

25. If you're a feminist, then am I a masculinininist???

Or a masochi-NO WAIT.... MASCULINIST????:shrug:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

26. Hahahaha!

But it looked real funny next to your Ronald McD pic :D

[SmileyBoy]

27. DING DING DING DING!!!! After five weeks, SOMEBODY notices my sig line!!

FINALLY!!!! You are the WINNER, nothingshocksmeanymore!!!!!! Well, actually, I can't GIVE you any prize, so...... all I can say is Thanks for noticing!!!!!

NO ONE SAID ANYTHING FOR FIVE WEEKS!!!! Are the rest of you just gonna IGNORE Ronald and hurt his feelings?? Look at the man!! Right below this paragraph!!!! HE NEEDS YOUR HELP!!!!! Look how DESTITUTE HE IS!!!! Give him some money, a pack of Marlboros, a bus transfer, ANYTHING!!!!! For only 60 cents a day, you too can adopt a poor, starving fast-food mascot!! And every month, your mascot will write you a letter, telling you about all the good things he/she's eaten and tender, loving care he/she has recieved. Here's a letter from Grimace:

H

On edit: The only mascot we're letting starve to death is the Arby's oven mitt for obvious reasons....

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

28. OK as long as I don't have to eat at Mc Maggot's to keep him employed

I'l help. BTW, I noticed your sig line way back and just didn't say anything...thought it was great! But really...if you get a new sig and want to be noticed...go ahead and post a vanity thread about it...all it will do is knock a YAK thread off the first page of the lounge...no biggie :D :hi:

[SOteric]

30. Did you

have to mud-wrestle Forrest to get the title? - 'Cuz a lot of people would like to see the gifs on that one...

:evilgrin:

[Name removed]

36. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[SOteric]

47. My, - what a big

"Censored" sign you have.

[ForrestGump]

50. Why, thank you.

I didn't know you cared. :P

[buddhamama]

31. okay but,

how do you look in fatigues?

[KG]

32. you go girl!

three snaps! :)

[ForrestGump]

35. Oo....aren't they

so cute when they're militant?

It just makes me want to pinch their widdle cheeks, it's so sweeeet....


Uh-oh....time to go

[CatWoman]

39. but.................but.......................but

I thought you were Lebanese???? :silly:

[ForrestGump]

44. I think

you're confusing us.

I'm the true and only Maximum Leader of the Lesbianese Liberation Front (Lipstick Chapter), so declared by.....well, me....

But I'm not as militant. :-)

[catpower2000]

40. Now look here, missy!

*mutters to self* for weeks, MONTHS, I'm the biggest man-hating militant feminist on DU, *I* get all the hatemail, *I* get all the death threats...and then this TART thinks she can come in here and STEAL ALL MY HATE just because she likes the ladies! */mutter*

Cat :)

[SOteric]

42. I b'lieve, my little keyboard tempest friend, -

that you were a strong contender for the title until your possession of wit and standards prevented you from mud-wrestling ForrestGump for the crown.

(See post number 36 of this thread).

[ForrestGump]

46. Are you implying, my little esoteric friend,

that anyone who'd mud-wrestle me is lacking wit and standards? :P

Go get her, NSMA - she's over there..... :D



Why do I have the feeling that my bottom's happy hours of peaceful repose are severely numbered?

[catpower2000]

48. Ha!

:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

[ForrestGump]

51. Ow! Ow! No, please...please......pleeeeeeeeeeaaassssse

don't stop!

[SOteric]

52. Eureka!! I knew my cunning plan

to reveal you for the non-feminist horndawg you are would work!!!

Keep spanking, cat, - I'll get a fresh paddle.

[ForrestGump]

53. Heh-heh....she thinks SHE had the cunning plan?

Ha.....amateur. Can you say "Briar Patch"?

[noiretextatique]

65. did someone mention "cunning?"

:shrug: i could use one of those plans :7

:think: perhaps something like pre-paid legal...an insurance policy of sorts...for those dry spells? 1-800-_____________

any suggestions :evilgrin:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

67. I am a cunning linguist.

Can I help?

[ForrestGump]

69. I can only help with French

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

72. Hmmm isn't that FREEDOM?

Cunning linguists are big on both. :D

[ForrestGump]

74. I think I need lessons

if I'm going to live up to the ideals of the Gay Agenda and spread happiness wherever I go...

[noiretextatique]

78. practice makes perfect, forrestgump

probably one of those things your momma told you :7

[ForrestGump]

80. That's true, Ms noiretblu

(hey, that rhymes!)

And I also know that there's nothing like a good licking to get one's attention as fast as....well....

I think I'd risk (well-deserved) serious injury saying what I was just gonna say :D

It would have been an unfortunate slip of the tongue....

[noiretextatique]

82. LOL...some slips of the tongue...

are never unfortunate, mr. gump :thumbsup: you know, militant lesbian feminists are known for having great senses of humor...just ask our fearless leader :7

if you're gonna be one of us...you gotta loosen that tongue :evilgrin:

:hi: ok folks...i gotta get off this computer and make that call :hi:

[ForrestGump]

86. Oh, it's loose

:D

In fact, it's on the loose - run! Run! Fast as you can! Lickety-split!


Oops... *blush*

[noiretextatique]

92. ms. cleo predicts:

you will very popular, bebe :hi:

[ForrestGump]

93. I hope Ms Cleo's seeing that one clearly.....

:loveya:

:D

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

89. Some unfortunate slips of the tounge

leave a really shitty taste in your mouth. :evilgrin:

[noiretextatique]

90. LOL...um

what kind of shit have you been messing with? :evilgrin:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

91. I haven't

a ...um ....friend told me that...really

[ForrestGump]

94. *gasp*

:o

Well, that does it. I'm getting myself a chin-rest...

Oh, my aching neck.

[noiretextatique]

76. LMAO...i think i've got it !!!!

i've declared my apartment a sanctuary for cunning linguists! :7 it seems my dry spell will be over very soon :thumbsup:

[Sophree]

83. I thought you were Colonel Angus.

:silly:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

54. I'll mud wrestle you both

on the hood of my car.....but careful...the king now thinks you are stroking my ego because of my deep seated need for attention, approval and agreement. :eyes:

[ForrestGump]

56. You're back!

I thought you were still getting mud out of various places. :D

And I'm here to testify to the 'king' that it's not your ego we're stroking....



(she won, by the way...darned stilettos)

Quick, to the NSMAmobile!

[Ramsey]

41. Well, I've been told by fellow DU "liberals"...

That I cannot even call myself a feminist because I do, on occasion, wear high heeled shoes!

So there! Congrats on the new title! :evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

43. Have we seen those high heels?

:-)

Disclaimer: I'm really bad with names....

[Ramsey]

45. We have

On several occasions, but I dare not ruin nsma's militant feminist lesbian vibe here by posting my stillettos. (Teehee, that reminds me of an Off-Broadway show I saw a few years back called "The Vampire Lesbians of Sodom"!) Anyway, I'll await a more appropriate occasion!

[ForrestGump]

49. Ah! Okay now...

s'all right, because that image is still seared into my consciousness.

I mean, in the most non-militantly enlightened and asexual way possible, of course. Yay for the ERA! Gloria Steinem rocks!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

55. Oh no no no please post the magic stiletto's

BTW, I had a couple pairs too! :D

[Cheswick2.0]

57. Damn, if only I was a Lesbian

I could fight you for the title. Are there any rules that allow for honorary Lesbian status?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

62. Yeah but it involves

the hood of my car. :evilgrin: But it is a great place to sing soprano :D

[Cheswick2.0]

63. Would the car be moving?

B-)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

64. Sort of

:D if bouncing or rocking motions qualify as moving. :D

[Cheswick2.0]

66. I bet the hood would be hot too, huh?

drive alot?

O8) <--- the real cheswick, honest...lol

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

68. It's the epic bun warmer

[noiretextatique]

77. yeah, cheswick

i'm an O8) too when i'm not a :evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

71. Life's actually improved for me since

I became a lesbian. Join us!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

73. Some women really dig it, don't they?

[ForrestGump]

75. I'll let you know

:-)

[Ellen Forradalom]

59. I'M...NOT....WORTHY...

[Khephra]

70. Wear the title with pride!

Kef,
The Mackdaddy of DU.

;-)

[LWolf]

79. Biggest?

Go with "finest."

NSMA: no fear, no compromise, no sheeple.

[davidinalameda]

81. does that make me the biggest militant queen

on the board then?

:bounce:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

84. Hmmm the position isn't filled yet.

Maybe we should put it to a vote. I know a couple that would be jealous if we crowned you without a fair contest :D

[Lady Freedom]

85. NOT NOT NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'n not a feminazi, I am THE FEMINAZI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SweetZombieJesus]

87. Why does DarkPhenyx have such a stick up his ass about homosexuality?

It seems like the only time I ever see him post, he's picking a fight with a rainbow bearer. Pretty lame hobby, if you ask me.

NSMA, you're cool in my book, because like me, you're not one of the Puppy Dogs and Ice Cream Brigaders who never say anything bad about anyone.

[DEM FAN]

88. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Yeah Baby.

:toast: :toast: