I'm bigger than Jesus.

[Wonk]

Masswise, anyways ;-)

[Benevolent_Rabbit]

1. so we should all say

ha ha ha ha ha
you are so funny! ?

[Wonk]

5. "If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giants"

Who said it and when?

[rooboy]

12. Hmmm...

I think you probably need to rack up at least one or two thousand posts before you appoint yourself the keeper of this messageboard.

Please don't ruin DU for the rest of us by posting insults.

[Benevolent_Rabbit]

17. Please recognize that # of posts has nothing to do

with intelligence. I found this out by re-reading your response. I never insulted anyone, however, you insulted me with you ignorant post. You didn't ruin DU though. BTW - many have reinvented themselves on this message board. They are brand new. How do you not know that I am one of them that actually has more posts than you? (I do)

Keep your ignorance to yourself next time.

[Voltaire99]

2. Big sandals to fill.. ;-)

Q: What diet would Jesus follow?
A: You can eat all the loaves and fishes you want on the new miracle Jesus diet.

[Benevolent_Rabbit]

6. Do you not know the difference

between literally and figuratively?

The old testament was meant to be taken literally. Jesus taught people how to begin thinking figuratively.

[SmileyBoy]

3. Have you SEEN some of those artists renderings of the guy???

My friggin CAT is bigger than the guy mass-wise, according to some of those artists...

[VOX]

4. Me too. He was a carpenter and an ascetic, very lean...

Plus, he didn't have access to Penguin's Frozen Yogurt.

[Benevolent_Rabbit]

7. Wonk - whoever you are

I hope you are pleased with the negativity, at the very least, that your simple post caused.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

8. Hey Wonk

Do you know the pic in your sig line isn't showing?

[Wonk]

9. Yes, thanks. GFP is swapping in a new hard drive or something tonight. nt

[Benevolent_Rabbit]

10. Jesus was a man of peace and love

make fun all you want through your ignorance.

[Wonk]

11. I was making fun of John Lennon ;-)

;-)

[Benevolent_Rabbit]

13. That's a dumb thing to do

especially with your "beliefs". Beliefs that you can't clarify.

Can you say WONK

[Wonk]

16. ;-)

;-)

[Name removed]

14. Deleted message

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[R Hickey]

15. I believe in intollerance.

Although I don't believe in the return of Christ, I do believe that the Pack will be back.

Furthermore, I believe that anyone who doesn't believe in the Green Bay Packers is an ignorant fool.

[Benevolent_Rabbit]

18. Small minds not only can't spell

they sometimes think alike.

[Wonk]

19. I don't believe in Benevolent Rabbits. nt

[KG]

20. bigger than god

In 1966 the Rutles faced the biggest threat to their careers. Nasty in a widely quoted interview had apparently claimed that the Rutles were bigger than God, and was reported to have gone on to say that God had never had a hit record.

The story spread like wildfire in America. Many fans burnt their albums, many more burnt their fingers attempting to burn their albums. Album sales sky-rocketed. People were buying them just to burn them.

But in fact it was all a ghastly mistake. Nasty, talking to a slightly deaf journalist, had claimed only that the Rutles were bigger than Rod. Rod Stewart would not be big for another eight years, and certainly at this stage hadn't had a hit. At a press conference, Nasty apologized to God, Rod and the press, and the tour went ahead as planned. It would be the Rutles' last.

[AWD]

21. I love the Rutles

Perhaps the best Mock-umentary ever. yes, that includes Spinal Tap.