Hurry, Hurry, get your Dubya cardboard standup!

[Chuckup]

What would you do to a cardboard Dubya?
http://www.incrediblegifts.com/presgeorwbus.html

[MuseRider]

1. I can think of a few things

but I don't want to get arrested for something that stupid. Saving jail time for something more important. Still, I could have fun with this.

[ozymandius]

9. Why not a Village People outfit?

I'm thinking leather vest, boots, black leather cap and chaps -- with no back to his front. It might be a real novelty item at the S&M bars.

[Az]

2. Got the Bush family dressup book

last time we were in DC. Haven't had a chance to do anything creative with it yet but.... I mean come on, its got * in his skivies and worse.

[Generic Other]

3. Does the backside have a "kick me" sign?

100s of uses! You can hot wax, ignite, paper punch, shred, slice, dice, bleach, spray paint, cut, mark, duct tape, compost, and urinate on him.

Pose him in incriminating photos.

:evilgrin:

[Brazosboomer]

4. Got to have one!

I'll put it on my front porch with daily bubble words of wisdom coming out of his mouth. (I live in a 99% Republican neighborhood in Tom DeLay's home district.) When the "war" started, all the Republicans around here got corplast (sp?) yardsigns that say, "We Support President Bush and Our Troops."

We bought one and used Duct Tape to cover the words "President Bush and" and planted that sucker in our front yard. Oh my, that royally hacked-off some people!

You know, come to think of it, the city symbol for Sugar Land is a King's Crown - just like the one on the Crown Royal bottles. I could buy me one of them there crowns and put it on George's head and drive it around Sugar Land in the back of my pick-up truck with a big ole sign that says ".... has no clothes."

Gotta have one! Gotta have one!

[Chuckup]

5. It would be a great cure for constipation

You could stick it in the bathroom, and have the shit scared out of you. Forget an enema, get the Bush cardboard cut-out laxative!

[Brazosboomer]

6. Good one!

n/t

[Deja Q]

7. Give him a penile implant

He has no dick which is why he acts like a big one...

[Brazosboomer]

8. It's like we Texas women say,

You don't have to have a big dick to be one.

[myomy]

10. Better glue it down or it may go AWOL

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[Brazosboomer]

11. See?

This is what I need one for. You people could keep its bubble filled for months!