Porn Star/CA candidate for Governor Carey will have "dinner" with you...

[wyldwolf]

...if you contribute $5000. to her campaign.

MSNBC

[TSIAS]

1. "Dinner"?

Is "dinner" a euphemism for sex?

[ForrestGump]

2. How much for appetizers?

Just out of curiosity, I mean....

[SweetZombieJesus]

3. How does one get into the porn industry anyway?

I've always wanted to break into said business, I just don't think I'm in good enough shape.

[AntiCoup2K4]

4. Doesn't seem to stop Ron Jeremy

Hell, I'd consider it, but I just can't stand to see myself on camera.

[SweetZombieJesus]

5. Yeah, but Ron Jeremy is the only out of shape porn star I've ever seen

From what I've read, it's a lot harder for a guy to break into the business, and they make a lot less than the women. Which is how it should be.

[wyldwolf]

6. I knew a few people in the porn industry...

men usually make it in because they know someone. They may be a producer's friend or something.

In the 70s and 80s, men in porn were usually either real skinny or out of shape.

Today it seems they all look like body builders.

[SweetZombieJesus]

7. Yeah, that's what I figured

It's not as if I'll ever be walking down the street and have someone go "Hey you! Want to have sex on film for money?"

[oustemnow]

8. the most reliable way for guys to break in

is to bring a hot female into the industry with them, usually a girlfriend who will only work with you as a couple, at first. Naturally, that arrangement doesn't last forever, and at that point you've proved your um, abilities and will be able to find work.

Either that, or if you live near Porn Valley, you can do those World's Biggest Gang Bang/Bukkake vids, where they need a ton of guys. Problem is, those jobs don't pay much and, um, just eww.