Help me come up with a brand name.

[PartyPooper]

For ketchup, mustard, bottled water, frozen pizza, ice cream, etc....whatever.

What name would you pick for a particular product?

:D

[SmileyBoy]

1. For ketchup: Heiny.

I saw it on a Ren and Stimpy episode.

[Syrinx]

2. Bush Squeezin's Whiskey

:shrug:

[BostonTeaParty04]

3. "On My Own"

and the jingle for all those products (except the water) would be:

"and I can eat whatever I damn well please!"

My mom never let us eat junk food. Ever. Now I feel absolutely devilish if I buy a coca cola! Or eat french toast for dinner.

[FDRrocks]

4. Pooper's Brand

Obviously. I think it would sell.

[PartyPooper]

6. Hey, I like it!

:D

[hedgetrimmer]

5. Great Lakes Ketchup

Great Lakes Bottled Water
Great Lakes Frozen Pizza
Great Lakes Ice Cream
Great Lakes Potato Chips

This is all based upon the fucking with the minds... Great implying the obvious... Lakes implying plentitude and allowing for the gross overuse of "Great" also the picturesque scenes that are associated with the region bring people outdoors with their products and the outdoors with trees and water and sky brings peace to the human mind...

[mitchum]

10. That is very good...

for all of your stated reasons. Nice work.

[PartyPooper]

12. How about "Great O Lakes" butter?

Pretty good, huh?

:D

[hedgetrimmer]

16. My wife brought that same icon forth... I had not intended for any cross

brand identification but hey it works... :)

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

7. Man Mayonaise

MM MM Good!

[mitchum]

8. "Sex"...

just cut to the chase

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

11. Yes - "Sex" paper towels, "Sex" laundry starch, "Sex" condiments

I see a marketing scheme....

[Don_G]

9. Bachelor "Stuff"

Wholesome, healthy and the bacon guaranteed not to graze on the lettuce in your refrigerator if you forget to clean out the fridge.

[rucky]

13. Craptastic

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

15. Crapadelic LLC

[LividLiberal]

14. "I Scream" for Ice Cream