Recall NSMA as Biggest Militant Feminist Lesbian on DU!!!

[Paragon]

That's right...I'm throwing my hat into the race. :silly:

I think I can somehow transition to the lesbian lifestyle, if only some of "my fellow sisters" would be willing to help.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. hell if that's the case, I'll help, then resign

and leave you in my stead.

[SweetZombieJesus]

2. I'm twice the lesbian you are!

Vote for me! Paragon is a GOP plant!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

3. Prove it!!!!!!!!

on the hood of my car!

[SweetZombieJesus]

4. You're on!

Keep plenty of ice on hand, my tongue cramps up sometimes.

[Paragon]

6. Hey, get the signatures and pay the fees like the rest of us!

Stop moving in on my action - she said she'd help me first!

[salin]

I vote for

anyone who can tell me why I post this link here: http://www.trollshop.net/trolls/trollcream.htm

:D

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

7. I don't know but I can't say lingonberry without thinking

dingleberry :scared: But troll cream sounds a bit erotic to me too.

[salin]

9. that voice

"troooollllll cream" is so darn cute. I just had to play it again. Thought this was as good a place as any.

Total hijack... but when a known NON troll (eg longtermer) starts a trolling (flamebait) thread - maybe this should be the standard response... Mmmmmmmmmm Troooooollllll Cream!

[bahrbearian]

11. So I'll have something nice to eat while I watch

Nothingshocksmeanymore's car hood.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

12. It does tend to make one hungry

doesn't it? :D

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

5. BTW you have to pass the quiz on the gay agenda

send a dollar to my PO Box in Battlecreek, Michigan and I will

send you the "Complete Unabridged Gay Agenda" which includes instuctions on staging a commitment ceremony to get revenge on all your hetero friends who forced you to buy them wedding gifts. It includes instructions such as registering as MS/MS Clambiter at Nieman's and Tiffany's and includes pics on which one of you has the right body habitus to wear the tux.

There is also a special sex toys for nubians section with instructions and an additional bonus section on how to change your oil, shop for plaid shirts and cut your hair in the most andrgynous new styles.

It also has answers to the most frequently asked questions such as "mommy what's a lesbian?" Answer " I don't know, ask your father when SHE gets home."

....sorry...we are all out of harmonicorns but save your box tops and we will issue a raincheck.

[Paragon]

8. I come conviently equipped...

...with my OWN sex toy, which I am not willing to part with.

[SweetZombieJesus]

10. What's a Nubian?

.

[Old and In the Way]

13. short for nu lesbian I think.

Anyway, I go along with the ,i;itant, feminist lesbian part....but is she really that big??????