he just keeps on lying...and lying...and lying.....

[radfringe]

..keeps on lying..and lying...
:evilgrin:

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[YellowRubberDuckie]

1. A joke...

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front
of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall
of clocks behind him.

He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on
Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on
your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved,
indicating that she never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that
one?" St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's
clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe
told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man.

"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a
ceiling fan.

[skyzics]

2. Haha..!

That's a knee-slapper!

[newyawker99]

3. Congrats skyzics!! 100 posts

A :toast: for your first milestone!! :-)

[Thor_MN]

4. ceiling fan? More like a turboprop rotor

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