I'm watching Heaven's Gate. Ask me anything

[SweetZombieJesus]

It's pretty good so far. A little slow, but still, not the disaster people make it out to be.

[NightTrain]

1. Wait a while....

You brave, brave soul!!!

[arwalden]

2. Oh... I Remember That Cult. They All Killed Themselves When That Comet...

... appeared in the sky. They thought it was a spaceship coming to pick them up.

That freaked me out.

-- Allen

[roughsatori]

3. I was a member of that Cult

Though I killed myself, my loved ones (who were not Heaven's Gate Members) put me into a cryogenic chamber. I thawed out during the electrical black out. And now am working on recruiting new members for "Heaven's Gate 2." If you care to join me as I wait for the next comet I welcome you.

[SweetZombieJesus]

4. I'll only join if you rename it Heaven's Gate 2: (Lack Of) Electric(ity)

Boogaloo.

[roughsatori]

6. I'll promise you anything to get YOU to join

But it doesn't mean you'll get what I promise. After I lock you in the compound, our title will be the last of your concerns.

[short bus president]

5. Do you find yourself tempted

by the allure of self-castration?

[roughsatori]

7. No, but the allure of castrating others is one I have indulged in

But as for mutilating my own body, that is a sin. My puppy Blacky told me so. I must paper train him now.

[ForrestGump]

8. Note to self:

when communicating with roughsatori, wear a cup....

[SweetZombieJesus]

9. Nope

It's really not that bad. It's certainly not Ishtar, or Gigli. And it's better than Waterworld or The Postman.