Take this inkblot test

[SoCalDem]

http://www.worth1000.com/toys/inkblot/default.asp

[goobergunch]

1. .04%

If your total percentage correct is below 10% you must consult a trained physician immediately. Avoid elevators, escalators, automobiles, trains, boats, airplanes and all other forms of transportation.

I'll consult the only psychiatrist in Congress-Jim McDermott!

[MI Cherie]

13. Was this a "touch screen" voting test program by Diebold?

:crazy:

[Nikia]

2. I'm a pyscho

I somehow scored .04% but I suppose that is how the test was set up.

[TennesseeWalker]

3. I got 0.04%

But that goat looking guy with the pitchfork WAS Dick Cheney. I'm SURE of it.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

11. LOL! That was MY answer too!

His picture was right after the inkblot of someone's asshole.

[newyawker99]

15. Congrats TennesseeWalker!! 300 posts

:toast:

[dweller]

4. another proud member

of the .04% psychos!

dp

[Lady Freedom]

5. .04%

Is it me or is this rigged?

[JaySherman]

6. It's rigged

.04 % here too too.

[newyawker99]

16. Congrats JaySherman!! 100 posts

A :toast: for your first milestone!! :-)

[patdem]

7. I posted all my evilness here!

Most Common Answers Percentage*


1. A man's eyeballs 42%
A pair of bowling balls 24%
A stoplight sideways 24%
You said man chasing shark

2. Plump apples on a brisk Autumn day 63%
Fireflies lighting up a summer's evening 22%
A kiss from a little boy to a little girl 4%
You said man hitting himself on the head

3. A fish swimming upstream to mate. 35%
A deer hopping through a bountiful valley. 34%
Maple syrup flowing down the bark of a tree. 31%
You said a bunch of splotches

4. Roses in a winter garden. 51%
A mouse nibbling on gum drops 28%
A fresh blueberry pie cooling off on a window sill. 16%
You said a kitty cat looking out the window

5. The wizened cheek of a grandmother. 53%
A pony gently grazing through a field of golden wheat. 33%
An eagle's wing. 12%
You said a gun

6. A medal of honor 52%
A moonbeam piercing the night sky 26%
A butterfly emerging from its cocoon 16%
You said a jack hammer

7. A crystal vase from a top perspective 44%
A rocket ship exiting the Earth's orbit 35%
The Taj Mahal 18%
You said a person wondering why is bush president

8. A starfish 35%
A child's open palm 33%
A baby's smile 25%
You said a criminal

9. Man eating steak dinner 40%
The crossroads of life 29%
Eccentric bird 27%
You said mad cow disease

10. The ever-wafting scent of a heavenly pizza 48%
A rotating fan. 31%
A bride at her wedding. 16%
You said a warning on our drinking water
TOTAL PERCENTAGE CORRECT .04%

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KEY FOR USAGE

If your total percentage correct is 50% or higher you have healthy levels of stress.

If your total percentage correct is 25 - 49% you need to increase your hours of sleep per night.

If your total percentage correct is 15 - 24% you may be at risk of developing mental disorders and/or depression.

If your total percentage correct is 10 - 14% you should consult a physician.

If your total percentage correct is below 10% you must consult a trained physician immediately. Avoid elevators, escalators, automobiles, trains, boats, airplanes and all other forms of transportation.

* - Percentages only reflect most common answers.

[NashVegas]

9. Hee Hee

Most Common Answers

Percentage*
1. A man's eyeballs 42%
A pair of bowling balls 24%
A stoplight sideways 24%
You said man running from shark

2. Plump apples on a brisk Autumn day 63%
Fireflies lighting up a summer's evening 22%
A kiss from a little boy to a little girl 4%
You said grim reaper

3. A fish swimming upstream to mate. 35%
A deer hopping through a bountiful valley. 34%
Maple syrup flowing down the bark of a tree. 31%
You said die

4. Roses in a winter garden. 51%
A mouse nibbling on gum drops 28%
A fresh blueberry pie cooling off on a window sill. 16%
You said mailbox crushing someone

5. The wizened cheek of a grandmother. 53%
A pony gently grazing through a field of golden wheat. 33%
An eagle's wing. 12%
You said revolver

6. A medal of honor 52%
A moonbeam piercing the night sky 26%
A butterfly emerging from its cocoon 16%
You said syringe

7. A crystal vase from a top perspective 44%
A rocket ship exiting the Earth's orbit 35%
The Taj Mahal 18%
You said suicide

8. A starfish 35%
A child's open palm 33%
A baby's smile 25%
You said bush

9. Man eating steak dinner 40%
The crossroads of life 29%
Eccentric bird 27%
You said devil

10. The ever-wafting scent of a heavenly pizza 48%
A rotating fan. 31%
A bride at her wedding. 16%
You said poison
TOTAL PERCENTAGE CORRECT .04%

[44wax]

8. I'm not the only psycho evidently

worried for a second

[InkAddict]

10. No MRI needed

DX: spongiform Re-puke encephalopathy - psychosis with variable prognosis dependent upon free local/state/federal elections. Tin Foil badges and hats, like Vit. E, are thought to be mildly preventative against neurodegeneration but only in the early stages.

This disease is infectious; recommendation is for immediate governmental legislation to be undertaken (sorry, I had to!) declaring familial cannibalism illegal. It's a brain-drain, you know -no skills! (WAIT, WAIT, I can, I can, I can touch the screen...I'm not too short-just delusional!)

Studies are only beginning, but it is hoped that an ephredra-free home remedy could be available as soon as November, 2004. In the meantime, compassionate conservatives are recommending that all victims be economically isolated, and that non-infected persons can remain so for a time by wearing PABA-free sunscreen (Trust me on that one) and mosquito bug repellent. It's also advisable to avoid opening powdery envelopes like the plague. Keep plenty of plastic sheeting, water, batteries, and duct tape on hand. It is hoped that collecting these items and keeping them on hand will stop the virus from spreading.

The Doctor, however, has noted that one should beware of unauthorized quack therapies because other means of prevention may be just bald-faced lies!

[leftofthedial]

12. is there a doctor in the house?

0.04%

If your total percentage correct is below 10% you must consult a trained physician immediately. Avoid elevators, escalators, automobiles, trains, boats, airplanes and all other forms of transportation.

Yikes!


that was fun!

[ComerPerro]

14. Big Kick

LMAO