I masturbate at least 7 times a week. Ask me anything!

[NightTrain]

:wow:

[ronnykmarshall]

1. Can you type with one hand?

[NightTrain]

3. I'm doing it now!

:evilgrin:

[catpower2000]

2. Is your keyboard all sticky? nt

[NightTrain]

4. No, my aim is really good

I always hit the chandelier!

[gyopsy]

5. Ouch!

Can't you do damage down there doing it that much!?! I would think the whole area would develop calluses after awhile!

Damn that's a scary thought. :scared:

[Cocoa]

6. that's not nearly enough

you're dangerously neglecting your prostate with that kind of laziness.

Step it up, young man!

[bahrbearian]

7. And you still love yourself ?

[patdem]

8. Do you have a braile keyboard?

You MUST be blind by now?

[Cthulu_2004]

9. Why don't you find a partner?

It makes it a LOT more fun... ;-)

[NightTrain]

13. Because my right hand never cops an attitude on me

n/t

[Cthulu_2004]

15. Heh...

with the proper use and application of foreplay, "attitude" tends to dissipate. At least that's been my experience.

If you make it worth your partner's while, your partner will WANT to play.

[Fridays Child]

10. How often do you have to shave your palms?

[ForrestGump]

11. Really? I can only ever really manage five.

Oh....a week! I thought you mean a day. Never mind, then.

[latebloomer]

12. Sounds like a Henny Youngman joke

"and boy, is my hand tired!"

[NightTrain]

14. Actually, it's my shoulder that really gets tired

n/t

[short bus president]

26. that, and the

"tennis elbow."

I feel your pain.

[markses]

16. Well, yeah

Once a day seems standard, partner or no partner.

Why wouldn't you have at least one orgasm a day if it was in your power to do so? Seems strange to me NOT to....

[SmileyBoy]

39. I don't know. I'm pushing my own envelope at three to four times a week.

I don't think I could handle doing it every day...

[NightTrain]

40. "Pushing your own envelope?"

Never heard it called that before!

[wellstone_democrat]

17. two questions!

a. do you still respect yourself?
b. are you blind?

[latebloomer]

18. no, he's just doing it

till he needs glasses!

[NightTrain]

20. Two answers

a. If I didn't respect myself, I wouldn't have sex with myself.

b. No, but I do wear rather strong glasses.

[GOPBasher]

19. Why are you so lazy?

Just seven times a week? Slacker! I double you up, no problem.

[NightTrain]

21. Read my original subject line again

It says, "AT LEAST seven times a week."

[GOPBasher]

25. Oh I got'cha,

:)

[0rganism]

22. Do you ever get callouses or blisters?

(on either surface)

[NightTrain]

33. Not with good ol' Nivea coating my hands!

:evilgrin:

[Lady Freedom]

23. Ever need an extra hand?

I got two of them if you would like some help? Hehehe!

[short bus president]

27. watch out!

You never can tell where she's gonna put those hands...

;-)

[Lady Freedom]

32. Awwwww, come on!

I'm not that bad! O8)
( Ok no lighting yet! :evilgrin: )

[NightTrain]

34. You tempt me, my dear!

:9

[TrogL]

24. Just lovely

I'm trying to demonstrate the board to a potential DUer and this shows up.

At least he's amused.

[NightTrain]

35. Whoops!

Sorry about that!

I can be such a wanker....

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

28. Murderer!

[newsguyatl]

29. damn

i just killed ANOTHER little furball...

oh well, g'night :-)

[KCDem]

30. how old are you?

Makes a difference, you know.

My DH once masturbated 27 times in one day... but now, he's down to once or so. Cue music... "What a difference a decade makes"...

Guess you don't care much for the kitties.

[NightTrain]

36. I'm 37...

...and I care a great deal about all those cute, hairy little pussies! :loveya:

[dawg]

37. 27 times? Wow!

Was he trying to set a record?

[WillyT]

31. With His Left Hand He Can't Open His Fly, But...

With his right hand he can crush a Volkwagen!!!

Very old line, lol!!!

:evilgrin:

[SmileyBoy]

38. Can you still urinate properly???

Has it become swollen, or anything??

[NightTrain]

41. Properly...and frequently!

And, I know just what to do so the swelling goes down! :*

[DemoTex]

42. Son, keep that up and you will go blind!

Well, Dad, can I keep doing it 'till I need glasses?

[angka]

43. do you ever get chafed from gritty hands?

mind you this has never happened to me.

[linazelle]

44. Where's your S.O.?

Are you doing "double duty"--yourself and her too?

[PurityOfEssence]

45. Can you still see well enough to shave the palms of your hands?

Or do you go to a barber?