Wifey's BDSM needs are out of control

[angka]

Even my massive libido is having trouble keeping up. What the hell do you do in this situation?

This is like asking a thousand Abbys. How cool is that?

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

1. Ummm, sorry dude, too kinky for me by a long shot

[greatauntoftriplets]

2. Men!!!!

:eyes:

[leftofthedial]

3. two words for you

duct tape

[acmavm]

4. Take advantage while you can. Haven't you heard "all good things

come to an end". If you survive you'll have some fond memories to look back on.

[sendero]

5. I suggest....

... tieing her up and leaving her for a couple hours. By time you get back, she'll either be ready to gnaw through the restraints just to touch you, or she be so pissed off that she'll leave.

Either way, you win :)

[KCDem]

6. gotta trust anyone with a handcuff avatar!

At least, on a BDSM thread... they must know what they're talking about!

[Lady Freedom]

7. What kinds of...

toys do you use, if any?

[JCMach1]

8. Release the inner sadist/masochist

or find a new partner.

[Lady Freedom]

9. There's no need...

for him a new partner! What might be needed is for more stemulation for her! Get a vibrator! Trust me! All she needs is a little more of a workout!

[JackSwift]

10. Leave the vibrator going

while watching a football pre-season game. When you untie her, she'll pick it up and leave you forever.

[Aristus]

11. Try this:

Pull out quickly, without warning, and then go down on her. It'll drive her wild.

[Elidor]

12. Get yourself some green oats at a health food store

You'll be amazed what it'll do for your libido. Why pay for viagra when nature makes her own?

[VelmaD]

13. Hire some help

Seriously dude. If you're able to deal with adding an extra person (or people) to the equation they could take up some of the slack for ya. Plus you might find someone who will do things you might not want to do yourself or who know things she hasn't even heard of yet.

Just a thought.
Darth Velma

[radwriter0555]

14. Well I'm IMPRESSED with the level of diversity on THIS board.

took me a moment to figure out what BDSM was... and I think you all are a helpful, considerate bunch!

Ahem.

[Booberdawg]

15. ROTFLMAO!!

Now yours was the funniest message yet, LOL!:D

[angka]

16. oh fucking-a.

i knew i could bring this little wrinkle to my fellow DUers for a speedy injection (pun) of fresh ideas. not to mention a few of these were just fucking hilarious. like the one about the vibe and the preseason football game. yeah, there's a point where even the most devoted sub realizes that you're not really torturing her anymore, you're just doing something else...i think they hate that.

and just so we all understand each other, i'm married to a girl who would normally probably be with other girls, which means that i do manage to do a whole hell of a lot of things right.

(looks in pants)

uh-huh.

[Lurking Dem]

17. You poor bastard!

:evilgrin:

[NightTrain]

18. Send her my way!

I love BDSM!