More "Classic" Simpsons quotes...

[CanuckAmok]

the recent post about Simpsons quotes used in everyday conversation got me to thinking...

"No, no! Dig UP, stupid!"


on edit= "Sompsons"?! What the hell is that?!

[ErasureAcer]

1. So long stinktown

by Homer

[phishhead]

2. "Oh pish posh."

:)

[JVS]

3. In your FACE, space coyote!

-- the beloved Homer J. Simpson

[Section_43]

4. Homer in a MUMU

Lisa: "Dad, what are doing down here."
Homer: "Just washing my fat guy cap."

[ClintonTyree]

5. On Lisa's trip to the book faire.......

"If theres not a shrunken head in a jar, it's not a fair".

[JVS]

6. here's one

Carl : Let’s make litter of the literati!

Lenny: That was too clever! You're one of them!

[CanuckAmok]

7. Castro:

Aide: "But El Presidente, America tried to kill you"

Castro: "Aw, they're not so bad...they even named a street after me in San Francisco."

Aide: (whispers discreetly into Castro's ear)

Castro: "It's full of WHAT?!"

[CanuckAmok]

8. And:

Burns: Snowmen have peepers...peepers to watch."

[Pert_UK]

9. I've got a Fozzy of a Bear of a problem.....Did anyone pray for big shoes?

Everyone loves Ned Flanders!

P.

[Zuni]

10. here is one

Homer at Mr. Burn's mansion : I shouldn't have had all that beer, coffee and watermelon
Mr. Burns: The bathroom is the 23rd door on the left

later
Mr burns: Homer, I trust you found the bathroom alright?
Homer: Ah.....yeah

[Zuni]

11. another

Marge: Homer, no more stalking. Remember what happened when you stalked Charles Kurrault after you thought he dug up your garden?
Homer: Well something did!

[CanuckAmok]

12. "Do I know what 'rhetorical' means?!" n/t

[saline]

13. you speak english?

"Of Course! We have learned to imitute you exarctly!"

[populistmom]

14. The line of choice in my house is

Bart's "I didn't do it"

[Pert_UK]

15. The dead have risen and they're voting Republican!

Marvellous!

And now the paddling of the swollen ass.....with paddles.

P.

[SmileyBoy]

16. Marge: "Look, Homer. Do you want Bart to grow up..."

...being Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, or a cheesy male stripper?"

Homer: "Can't he be both, like the late Earl Warren??"

Marge: "Earl Warren wasn't a stripper!!!"

Homer: "NOW whose being naive???"

[coda]

17. Well this one's not used in everyday conversation.........yet. ;-)

But a favorite.

Principal Skinner is reduced to stealing computers from another school for Springfield Elementary (can't remeber how he enlisted Lisa's help). As he is lifting it out of the schools window......


Lisa: "Principal Skinner, you're just stealing."

Principal Skinner: "Welcome to Dick Cheney's America, Lisa."

[Pert_UK]

18. You're the fattest thing I've ever seen - And I've been on safari!

Burns to Homer during his diet.

P.

[CanuckAmok]

19. Marge: "I'm not saying your idea won't work,...

...I'm just saying it's dishonest."

Homer: "Well if we agree, then why are we arguing?"


Also:

Unsuccessful Burglar Alarm Salesman (being shown out by Homer): "Mr. Simpson, I wouldn't think you'd let a few dollars get between you and your family's security."

Homer: "I wouldn't have thought so either, but...here we are."

and...

Homer: "Een America, forst joo get di sugar, den joo get di power, den joo ge the weemen..."

and finally...

Homer: "...'confused', would we?!"


edit=typo, just like "BYOBB"

[Pert_UK]

20. I love the jacknifed sugar-truck episode......"TO THE BEE MOBILE!"

:-)

P.

[Zuni]

21. Farmer Homer's 'Sweet Sweet' Sugar

Boy we have hit the jackpot---white gold, texas tea....sweetener!

[Norbert]

22. Hello operator, can you give me the number for 9-1-1.

-Homer

"Any now for our opening hymm "In a God a diveeda" turn to page __."

[Liberal Veteran]

24. It was "In the Garden of Eden" by I. Ron Butterfly.

Great moment....

(Homer singing when the house is on fire): When a fire starts to burn, there's a lesson you must learn. Something, something, then you'll see, you'll avoid catastrophe ... DOH!

[BigMcLargehuge]

25. Remember when we used to make out to this hymn?

Homer to Marge

[pretzel4gore]

23. 'the bastard's rich too!'

it was about homer's brother.....who wasn't legit or something, but somehow got rich....truthfully i can't recall how the episode went, but remember that when they pulled up to the brother's mansion.... fuken funny!

[Booberdawg]

26. Didn't he say ..

Don't have a cow, man!

[mac56]

27. Another fave

On the episode where Bart and Lisa are writing scripts for Itchy & Scratchy, Grandpa is their "front".

When asked if he ever wondered why he was getting checks in the mail for doing nothing, Grandpa answered, "I figured it was because the Democrats were back in power."

[THUNDER HANDS]

28. The Tomacco Episode

Where Homer crossbreeds tobacco and tomatos. And Ralph bites into the tobacco-flavored tomato and says:

"This tastes like Grandma."

:)

[underpants]

29. If you are watching this tape then you are the President.........

of the United States. Sir, or ma'am (I hope it's sir)it also means that a full scale nuclear attack is under way. In this situation Springfield will be the 'Nuclear whipping boy' and all friendly nations will fire a round of missiles at Springfield so they can calibrate their systems."

(All the kids watching the bootlegged videos in the bottom of the Comic book store -Bart and Milhouse were watching the store)

"YEEEEEEEEEAH!!!"

[EOTE]

30. Great conversation with Homer and Kent...

From the vigilante justice episode...

Kent Brockman: Well what do you say to the accusation that your group has been causing more crimes than it's been preventing?

Homer: Oh, Kent, I'd be lying if I said my men weren't committing crimes.

Kent Brockman: (pause) Mmm, touché.

[CanuckAmok]

35. Brockman to pundit:

Brockman: "...Would you say it's time for our viewers to crack eachother's heads open and feast on the goo inside?"

Pundit: "Yes I would, Kent."

[WhoCountsTheVotes]

31. Mr. Burns, your campaign has the momentum of a runaway freight train

why are you so popular?

-- Lisa :)

[CBHagman]

32. "Aw, but I'm angry NOW."

Said (or rather WHINED) by Homer Simpson when he faced the Brady law's waiting period for buying a gun.

[EOTE]

33. Homer: If I had my gun right now!!!

Gun store owner: Yeah, well you don't.

[samsingh]

34. 'Excellent'

Mr. Burns touching his fingerprints together.

[HootieMcBoob]

36. Sweet mericful crap!

Homer finding his car decorated with seashells and stuff by Lisa's friends.

and of course the beautiful: Jasper: Slow down. The sidewalk's for regular walking, not for fancy walking.

[BigMcLargehuge]

37. Lisa on her "soft news" segment on Kidz News

They want sweet? I'll give them so much syrup they'll have to blow their nose on a pancake.