I had joyless sex last night. Ask me anything!

[nedlogg]

What the hell is that skank talking about? Is it even possible to have joyless sex?

[demnan]

1. Yes

If you're a woman.

[trogdor]

6. Um,...a CONSERVATIVE whacko, that is.

I heard AC say that, and I thought of Richard and Hyacinth, the couple from Keeping Up Appearances. They haven't done it in decades. I can picture what it must have been like the last time....

Richard takes a triple shot of Dutch courage, chased down with a pint of lager. Hyacinth puts herself in a trance singing Rule Brittania. The whole thing is finished in about two minutes, after which time Richard goes downstairs for another double shot of Scotch while Hyacinth showers for the next hour and a half.

Yep, loads of fun.

[Lady Freedom]

2. I'ts O envy!

Face it, as long as librals are willing to be open with thought and feeling, conservitives will be trying to make us feel bad about it! Any way they think will work!

[WoodrowFan]

3. always

Never had sex with Joy, had a HUGE crush on her in High School German class but alas....... 8-(

[jbfam4]

4. Welcome, Nedlogg

Funny, huh? People talk from their own experience....consider the source.

[EOTE]

5. Yeah, tell me about it....

I can't get enough of this joyless sex. In fact, sometimes all I can think about is joyless sex. Did you know that the average liberal male thinks about joyless sex every 5 seconds?

[Booberdawg]

7. So sorry

Better luck next time

[LynneSin]

8. She was probably screwing some liberal who regreted hooking up with her

Joyless sex usually involves someone you weren't really keen about but maybe you had a few too many to drink and thought "What the Hell?!". From what I've heard about Annie's reputation, maybe there was some liberal out there with beer googles on and thought that same exact thing. And after getting Annie's anoeretic ass to bed that person regreted the decision.

[Sal316]

9. LOL! Lynne!

I was watching Bill Maher with another DU'er this weekend and we thought the same thing...

Who could ever find Annie attractive?

[Hubert Flottz]

11. RE: Who could ever find Annie attractive?

We were just sayin'!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=106433

[Aristus]

10. You know how they say Conservatives think that everyone is as

stupid as they are? They must also think that everyone has joyless sex, the way they do.

Remember: Procreation only, please. We're conservative.

[samsingh]

12. joyless sex is an oxymoron

sex is fun.

[Hubert Flottz]

14. dAnn is a Peroxiemoran!

If BULLSHIT was diamonds and gold, people like Bush wouldn't need to steal 24/7!

[arwalden]

13. Is It Possible To Have Joyless GAY Sex? By Definition It Seems...

... highly unlikely.

-- Allen

[Sal316]

15. I had lots and lots

of joyless sex this weekend! :hi:

[LTR]

16. Joyless sex, huh?

Well, my question to you is:

Does Coulter spit or swallow?

Or does she just lay on her back in a trance?

Never mind. The thought of her in the sack nauseates me.

[nedlogg]

17. Sex is like pizza . .

when it's good it's very good and when it's bad, it's still pretty good.

[Skittles]

18. YOU MUST BE A MAN

ONLY A F***ING MAN WOULD SAY THAT.

[Kellanved]

19. sexless joy

lots of it.