Buy Jesus Now

[TrogL]

http://www.trainupachild.com/cgi-bin/shopnow.cgi?ACTION=thispage&thispage=orig-figures.html&ORDER_ID=245620315

Train up a Child Inc?!?! :wtf:

[joefree1]

1. Hee hee, Borg-agains crack me up

Love the creamy white Jesus. Looks more like an old Druid.

[yella_dawg]

2. Funny...

Mary and Jesus don't look very Arabic.

[stopthegop]

4. or even Jewish...n/t

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[SheepyMcSheepster]

3. i like the "Job" one

with the open sores.

"show Satan how devout Job is by killing his family and giving him painful boils!!"

[SiobhanClancy]

5. They should expand their inventory..

to include all the Catholic saints(we have PLENTY).They could really pull in the $$ then:)

[DarkPhenyx]

8. "Catholics" aren't "Christaian"!

Sheesh! You should know that by now. {/sarcasm}

I have a born again I work with how keeps reminding me of that. ALso like to remind me that, as a "witch", I am going straight to hell. "Aren't you worried about that?" My normal response is "I am? Cool! Guess this means you'll be getting off my ass about it."

[maxanne]

6. gotta start the brainwashing

early, TrogL.

And what a bargain at only $6.95 per action figure!

[DarkPhenyx]

7. Just a small issue with this.

Adam and Eve have clothes on. Surely we wouldn't want children to have the "post sin" action figueres would we? Goodness. They might start thinking sin is fun as they play with their new "clothes wearing friends". ANd teh naeks Adam and Eve would need to be anotomically correct as well. After they were made in God's image. Shouldn't we portray that as accurately as possible? At the very least Eve should be wearing a Hooter's uniform.

[DieboldMustDie]

9. Hey! Moses' team...

scored a touchdown ;)

[AntiCoup2K4]

10. You mean a field goal ?

The kick is up..... and it's.....

Gooooood!!

[Boudicea]

11. WTF is Eve wearing, anyway?

nt

[SiobhanClancy]

12. Reminds me of a song...

Well, I don't care if it rains or freezes,
Long as I have my plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car

I could go a hundred miles an hour
Long as I got the Almighty Power
Glued up there with my pair of fuzzy dice
{Refrain - repeat between every verse}
Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car

Through all trials and tribulations,
We will travel every nation,
With my plastic Jesus I'll go far.
I don't care if it rains or freezes
As long as I've got my Plastic Jesus
Glued to the dashboard of my car,

You can buy Him phosphorescent
Glows in the dark, He's Pink and Pleasant,
Take Him with you when you're travelling far

I don't care if it's dark or scary
Long as I have magnetic Mary
Ridin' on the dashboard of my car

I feel I'm protected amply
I've got the whole damn Holy Family
Riding on the dashboard of my car

You can buy a Sweet Madonna
Dressed in rhinestones sitting on a
Pedestal of abalone shell

Goin' ninety, I'm not wary
'Cause I've got my Virgin Mary
Guaranteeing I won't go to Hell

I don't care what they say, I'm gonna
Keep on prayin' to that pink madonna
Melted to the dashboard of my car.

(about 500 more verses)

[AntiCoup2K4]

13. Which reminds me of another song

Wooden Jesus (Music/Lyrics: Cornell)

Wooden Jesus where are you from
Korea or Canada or maybe Taiwan
I didn't know it was the Holy Land
But I believed from the minute
The check left my hand, and I pray

Can I be saved, I spent all my money
On a future grave
Wooden Jesus I'll cut you in
On twenty percent of my future sin

Porcelain Mary her majesties pure
Looking for virgin territory
Coat hanger halos don't come cheap
From television shepherds with living room Sheep, and I pray

Can I be saved, I spent all my money
On a future grave
Wooden Jesus I'll cut you in
On twenty percent of my future sin