101-degrees F in Dallas at 5:05 pm.

[DemoTex]

It's hot. Damned hot! Hottest things is my shorts. They're so hot I could do a little crotch-pot cooking. It's so damned hot I just saw one of those little men in orange robes burst into flames. What's the forcast for tonight? Fool, I told you it's hot, were you born on the sun? Tonight's gonna be hot and wet. That's OK if you are with a lady, but it ain't no damn good if you are in the jungle!
Roosevelt E. Roosevelt (aka Robin Williams), Good Morning, Vietnam

[LoneStarLiberal]

1. Sweltering

I don't even bother walking to luch anymore. Too damned hot.

[TEXASYANKEE]

2. Damn!

We can't even say "yeah but it's a dry heat" like in Midland or Odessa or Phoenix. Nope, it's hot ... damned hot. :-(

[DemoTex]

4. Walter Cronkite! What do you have to say about it?

It's hotter than a snakes ass in a wagon rut. That's the way it is, that's the way it was, that's the way it will be.

Walter Cronkite (aka Robin Williams, op. cit.)

[samsingh]

3. shrub

should be jogging then.

[hatrack]

5. 101F? Pah! You want HOT? Come to Kansas City!!!

103 right now, and it hit 104 yesterday - hottest temps for the dates since the good ol' Dust Bowl days of 1936! SHEEEEEE-IT!!