I am the walrus. Ask me anything!

[DBoon]

No, I'm not Paul!

[a_random_joel]

1. How's the Yellow matter custard?

Googoogajoob.

[DBoon]

8. Quite delicious

Made with fresh picked Yellow Matter.

[Emboldened Chimp]

2. Are you sitting on a cornflake

waiting for the van to come?

[DBoon]

7. Not presently

Van's not scheduled for a while

[JackSwift]

3. Well, I'll be an eggman!

coo coo ka choo.

[rppper]

4. experts, text-perts, chokeing smoke.....

...and don't you think the joker laughs at you-ewwww-ewww-ewwww....

hoo hoo hoo heee heee heee haaa haaa haaa.......

[DBoon]

9. I'm afraid

I was the walrus, but now I'm just John

[Must_B_Free]

5. sEMOLINA pILCHARD

Ask me anything _ i have the beatles songs book at my side.

I know what John was thinking.

He wrote the first like one weekend on an acid trip

He wrote the next line of the song the next weekend on another acid trip.

Yellow matter custard was written after an old schoolyard chant.

The whole song was written after Lennon learned that an old English class he had taken was analyzing his lyrics.

[DBoon]

6. I told you 'bout the walrus and me man

you know that we're as close as can be man

[GoddessOfGuinness]

10. Coo Coo Kachoo?

[Fenris]

11. Who buried Paul?

:D

(And for all you smarty-pants Beatlmaniacs out there I already know that John was singing "Cranberry Sauce" and not "I Buried Paul" so pipe down!)

[DBoon]

12. Don't know

I have that one only on CD, so I can't play it backwards