Fantasy Battles You'd Like To See...

[Khephra]

Don't worry about crossing genres.

Ash (Evil Dead) vs Leatherface

Starshiptroopers vs Aliens

Elric vs the Highlander

Barnabas Collins vs Buffy and Angel

Babylon 5 vs DS9

Dr Who and 60 Minutes (ok, that one was a joke)

[Archae]

1. Aliens vs Predator

Wait, isn't that movie coming out soon? :-)

But who would have like to have seen Darth Vader vs. Q?

[Khephra]

3. Silly!

You know it is!

:crazy:

What I want to know is how they get around the idea that Preds are high-temp creatures will keep them out of being on an icecap.

[TheMightyFavog]

2. Hmmmm.....

Dr. Who vs. Q

[Khephra]

4. Woooow.. that is a good one.

[Khephra]

7. Cybermen vs Daleks vs the Borg for control over the Earth?

:-)

[Screaming Lord Byron]

22. Sontarans vs Klingons.

An easy win for the no-necked potato-headed Sontarans.

[Dookus]

5. Skittles vs. Godzilla

[TheMightyFavog]

6. Maybe you need to check this site out....

http://www.grudge-match.com/current.html

[Khephra]

8. Interesting....

Thanks!

[Angelus]

9. King Kong vs Donkey Kong!

[TroubleMan]

10. The Care Bears vs My Little Ponies vs Monchichis

j/k....Actually that's probably somebody's nightmare.

[Khephra]

11. I was forced into watching an hour of a Care Bears film this week

I haven't felt right since then.

[TacticalPeek]

12. Bill Clinton vs George W. Bush

For the Presidency of the United States.

:evilgrin:

[amber dog democrat]

13. Darth Vador vs Ghengis Kahn

or maybe Cujo vs Lassie.

I always wanted to put a company of Waffen SS with all their standard weaponry
( heavy and light Spandau MGs ) up against Santa Anna at the Alamo.

[porkrind]

14. Shrub naked with a toothpick vs. Terminator I, II, and III

Republicans vs. the Third Reich (hopefully they'll destroy each other) :)

Iron Chef Chinese vs. Commander "Plastic Turkey": * falls in the beer batter and rolls into the fryer.

Iron cage match: Randi Rhodes vs. Bill O'Lielly: Bill starts crying and admits he was all wrong.

Dennis Kucinich vs. the corporate fascist forces of darkness: Dennis Wins!!!

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Read about the Right-Wing "Master Plan": http://www.zmag.org/chomsky/sam/sam-contents.html

Have you read "War is a Racket"?: http://lexrex.com/enlightened/articles/warisaracket.htm

[Book Lover]

15. Spock vs Darth Vader

[sfwriter]

16. And the winners are...

Ash (Evil Dead) vs Leatherface
Leatherface jumps Ash. Both nearly die due to massive bleeding. In the end Ash triumphs. Good, Bad, he's the one with the gun.
WINNER - Stihl Saws which sponsored the fight


Starshiptroopers vs Aliens
It is a bitter struggle where practically everyone dies in every battle on a thousand worlds.
WINNER - Tippett Studios

Elric vs the Highlander
Elric lets his guard down after cutting Highlander in two. Though heavily outmatched, Highlander's upper torso manages to mutter, "there can be only one" and deprive Elric of his head.
WINNER - Highlander

Barnabas Collins vs Buffy and Angel
Angel dies, but Buffy always gets her man. Barnabas moves to Sunnydale and becomes a regular cast member.
WINNER - Buffy

Babylon 5 vs DS9
Sisko scrambles the runabouts which are easy prey for Star Furies. As Starfleet is called, a group of White Stars lures the Vorlon and Shadow fleets into an apocalyptic battle around DS9.
WINNER - B5

Dr Who and 60 Minutes (ok, that one was a joke)
The night Dr. Who appears, 60 Minutes manages to unravel 2000 years of historical events and social upheaval in half an hour. Andy Roonie discusses the downside of regeneration.
WINNER - 60 Minutes

Aliens vs. Predators
Aliens are like clay pigeons to the Predators in at least one story line I've heard. They were bread to be targets.
WINNER - Predators

Dr. Who vs. Q
Dr. Who plays Q's game and repeatedly beats him with wit, logic and luck. Q joins him as a companion for a season before setting off to taunt Dave Lister.
WINNER - Dr. Who and the viewing audience.

Cyber vs. Daleks vs Borg
Daleks take an early beating as they are pushed down flight after flight of stairs by both other contestants. Cybermen quickly fall to the Borg who adapt gold dust guns after pulverizing Fort Knox.
WINNER - Borg

Skittles vs Godzilla
Skittle have no army, scientists, or other monsters to field. -SQUISH-
WINNER - Godzilla (and Bambi, who gets away)

King Kong vs. Donkey Kong
King Kong has a hard time with those teeny-tiny quarters and that itsy-bitsy joystick.
WINNER - Donkey Kong

Clinton vs. Bush
The Republicans called that the 2000 election! Today, all Clinton needs to do is call a press conference RIGHT AFTER GEORGE. People would flock to him in droves.
WINNER - Clinton

Cujo vs Lassie
After several grueling hours of chase and battle, they both are near death. Timmy saves Lassie and the kid from Old Yeller shoots Cujo.
WINNER - Lassie

Spock vs Vader
WINNER - Spock gets the upper hand when he draws Vader in and mind melds, forcing him to relive childhood traumas.
WINNER - Spock

[Khephra]

17. That was...beyond the call...

Picking up my jaw right now.

[Book Lover]

20. My vision exactly

Spock would easily triumph over Vader - he would never be lured in by the hate that is the temptation of the Dark Side.

[wickerwoman]

18. The Fellowship of the Ring vs. Hogwarts School, Years 1-3

:evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

19. Salma Hayek jello-wrestling with Jennifer Connelly

You've got to have your dreams, man...

[midnight armadillo]

21. Elric would kick the Highlander's behind

'nuff said.

[LynneSin]

23. M.A.T.C.O.M. vs. Catwoman & NSMA

I'm putting my money on the gals!

[Rabrrrrrr]

24. Cthulhu vs. Galactus

The * administration vs. The Ever Lovin' Thing

[Rabrrrrrr]

25. Bill the Pony vs. *

[Rabrrrrrr]

26. Thing Fish vs. Normalman

[Rabrrrrrr]

27. Nexus vs. The Borg

[Screaming Lord Byron]

28. C-3P0 versus Marvin the Paranoid Android.

While R2D2 kicks the shit out of K-9.

[noonwitch]

29. He-Man vs She-Ra

It could be amusing