A Blonde GUY Joke

[buff2]

There were two blonde fellas working for the city council, one would
dig a hole, the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in.
They worked furiously all day without rest, one guy digging a hole,
the other guy filling it in again. An onlooker was amazed at their
hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing.

So he asked the hole digger, "I appreciate the effort you are putting
into your work, but what's the story? You dig a hole and your partner
follows behind and fills it up again."
The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, "Well, normally we are a
three-man team, but the guy who plants the trees is off sick
today"...... :toast: :beer: :evilgrin:

[KCDem]

1. ok, that's bad.

And I admit, I had to read it through twice before I got it!

[On the Road]

2. Why Do Blonde Women Have Bruises Around Their Belly Buttons?

Highlight to read:

Because there are blonde guys too.

Only other one I know.

[nuxvomica]

4. Could you please explain this joke?

I don't get it and I suspect it's very funny but for the life of me I just don't get it. Maybe just a one- or two-word clue would be sufficient. :dunce:

[radwriter0555]

6. AS in, the blonde guy was aiming for the

vagina and kept hitting the belly button?

[nuxvomica]

7. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I need to get my mind into the gutter more, I guess. :-)

[Democrats unite]

3. What is the mating call of a female Blonde?

I'm drunk.

[TXlib]

12. What's the mating call of an UGLY female blonde?

"I SAID, I'M FRICKIN' DRUNK!!!"

[nuxvomica]

5. Very funny but please, its "blond" guy

One of the few gender-specific words left in English.

[Hubert Flottz]

8. A blonde lady was walking down the street!

A cop comes up to her and sez, 'Lady I'm afraid I'm going to have to run you in for indescent exposure, your entire left breast is hanging out in public!" The blonde looks down at her exposed breast and exclaims, "OH my Gawd officer, I must have left my baby on the bus again!"

[northzax]

9. i've got one!

An Irishman, a Mexican and a blond guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage!
If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building."
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again!
If get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too.
"The blond guy opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again.
if I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
Next day the Irishman opens his lunch box, sees corned beef and cabbage and jumps to his death.
The Mexican opens his lunch sees a burrito and jumps too.
The blond guy opens his lunch, sees bologna and jumps to his death also.
At the funeral, The Irishman's wife is weeping. She says, "If only I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage I never would have given it to him again!
The Mexican's wife also weeps and says, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas and saved his life! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
Everyone turned and stared at the blond guys wife.
"Hey, don't look at me" she said. "He packed his own lunches."

[northzax]

10. and one more for posterity

A blonde guy gets home early from the golf course and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom.

He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.

"What's up?", he says.

"I'm having a heart attack", cries the woman.

He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year old son comes up and says

"Daddy, Daddy!! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on".

The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door.

Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor.

"You rotten bastard", says the husband, "my wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked, scaring the kids".

[Hubert Flottz]

11. ROTFLMAO!

That's a GOOD-N!