my objection to homosexuality

[Syrinx]

Isn't it boring? Because your partner's got the same stuff you do?

:)

[BurtWorm]

1. Must you?

What's the point?

[Syrinx]

5. Huh?

Just joking around.

[BurtWorm]

19. Sorry. Been in GD most of the night.

My sense of humor is like this: ____________

[Syrinx]

28. Oh, Hi!

Sorry if you're feeling down.

[greyl]

2. But the angles are quite different.

:)

[NYC]

3. If you object to homosexuality, don't participate in it.

.

[Syrinx]

9. I was joking... read the text.

[Dookus]

4. well....

if you're a man, c'mon over and I'll show you the possibilities.

And sex... whether it's with a same-sex partner, an opposite-sex partner, your own hand, or a battery-operated device.... doesn't ever get boring :)

[Syrinx]

6. I agree n/t

[Syrinx]

12. if you're a man, c'mon over and I'll show you the possibilities.

Can I ride in your fancy car? :)

[Dookus]

15. Hell yeah...

The much-scorned-car is available for rides for ANY DU'er. Even those who hate it.

[noiretextatique]

17. i love jags...and i don't resent their owners

:shrug: what's the point? i wish bush, inc would buy a fleet vs. spend billions on killing people.

[Syrinx]

18. I don't hate rich guys, necessarily.

:)

[Dookus]

21. Noiret....

yer first in line for a ride. Hell, I'll even let ya drive it.

[noiretextatique]

26. woohooo!!!!!!!! you're on, dookus!!!!!

and don't mind the lead foot...it's just my need for speed :evilgrin:
i never go over 120 or so though :hi:

[Dookus]

27. ummmm....

ok... just let me fasten my seatbelt.

[noiretextatique]

29. LOL...just kidding!!!!

:D i drive a 1988 Volvo sedan, and i never go too far over the speed limit...well, not anymore :D peace...and goodnight.

[Aristus]

43. Didntcha see my post re your Jag?

I think it's terrific. And even if I didn't: none of my business, man.

[Zhade]

34. Agreed!

Believe me, after I embraced my bisexual nature last year, I learned just how non-boring it can be...! ;)

[Dookus]

35. Congrats....

my boyfriend and the love of my life (who happen to be the same person) is bisexual. Me, I'm a big ol' certified homo. But thank Qeztocoatl for self-aware bi people.

Good luck on your journey.

[Zhade]

36. Thanks!

I'll need it! ;)

[Alan Smithee]

7. Objection overruled!

Carry on.

[Rocinante]

8. Don't know

but I don't object to anyone's sexuality as long as it's amongst consentual adults.

[Syrinx]

10. me neither!

I was joking!!!

[noiretextatique]

11. people don't necessarily have the same stuff

at least not in the same proportions, even if they are the same gender. for example, i am not particularly impressed with large breasts becuase i have my own. on the other hand, my partners are usually into large breasts...see how that works? :D

[Syrinx]

13. touche!

[pizzathehut]

22. I thought only guys get stupid around large breasts???

Im mean, its some sort of maternal thing or something.

Its amazing how for every inch of cleavage a woamn shows it drop the male IQ by 10 %.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

14. No way.!!! The things I do to myself

I've just always wanted to do to someone else :evilgrin:

[Dookus]

16. lol...

ain't that exactly right?

As a young teen "touching myself" transferred into really really wanting to touch somebody else.

Now if I could suck myself, I might've ended up alone.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

20. Half the expenses...you could take that special person out

for $300

[Dookus]

23. LOL....

yes, but I could take that special person out by walking down to Taco Bell and buying a $.99 burrito and contribute the rest to the Moisturize the Homeless foundation and thereby guarantee my access to heaven.

[Booberdawg]

31. LOL!

Dookus you're making me LMAO!:hi:

My pets are all looking at me right now like WTF if the matter with her?? LOL!

[Dookus]

33. Happy to please...

sometimes I think I'm the only one who appreciates my own sense of humor.

[Syrinx]

24. we know you're rich

Are you famous?

[Dookus]

25. I am neither...

rich nor famous.

I was rich on paper during the boom. I was fortunate enough to buy a house, a car, a motorcyle and a hot tub. Now my wealth is still on paper and waiting for a resurgence of the stock market.

My fame is limited to a few mentions in a book entitled "Piloting Palm" by my very good friend Andrea Butter. Buy it... she deserves the royalty.

[MinnFats]

30. Yeah,well,MYobjection to homosexuality...

...is this:
Most of them have more sex than I do.
but...then...
practically EVERYONE has more sex than I do....

Oh, hell, I'm kidding. Yeah, that's the ticket. I just made that up!

[Booberdawg]

32. I hear THAT!

:(

[pizzathehut]

37. Mine is that gay guys get all the girls attention.

I mean it, chicks love gay guys. I dont know if its that their cuter than straights or they cook better or just because they can pawn all over them and they dont get turned on.

[Dookus]

38. here's the secret....

women love us gay guys because we actually CARE about them without wanting to fuck them.

And they sense that.

I want to make clear that it is NOT a fault of straight men that they want to fuck these women... it's normal and appropriate.

but gay men are a cross of their girlfriends and the men they crave. We're the bridge to understanding. We can dish like girls and explain what men are really like.

Sucks for straight men. Works well for women and us homos.

[RMJ]

40. Are you sure?

'Cos it might be just the car.

;-)

[Dookus]

41. super sure...

I couldn't even afford a car until I was almost 30. And my best friends were always women. Chicks just dig us.... what can I say?

[arwalden]

39. THEREFORE... We Know How Things "Work" And Can Better

... satisfy each other. It makes perfect sense to me. (You silly goose!) ;-)
-- Allen

[Plaid Adder]

42. Au contraire!

There's a much better learning curve. For instance, if you actually have a clitoris of your own, it's a lot easier to find your partner's on the first try.

Anyway, unless you're a REAL narcissist, one usually ends up with a partner whose body is very different from one's own. My partner's body is totally different from mine--and WAY hotter!

C ya,

The Plaid Adder