Can you spare a CAPTION my "brother"?

[underpants]

[CO Liberal]

1. I Gotta Come Out Here to Get a Beer

:-)

[GOPisEvil]

2. See? Bein' in the dark's not so bad...what's the problem?

[morningtheft]

3. "I Used to...

snort Lines thiiiis long my friends. So I know a little bit about blacking out"

[nuxvomica]

15. LOL. I'm sure he thinks those days all the time

Welcome to DU, morningtheft. :toast:

[JackSwift]

4. My mamma said I'd be lucky to work here if I wasn't her son.

.

[cosmicdot]

5. W: well, the 'we have clean restrooms' were out of order ... so ...

... I did it in this here cup ... nooooo, it's not a 'bacca juice spitoon ... now, if ya'll don't move along ... ya'll may see that this cup can fly ... I'm here to do some serious good ol'boy BSing, so make like a tree and leaf ...





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speaking of "gas" ... I passed a station yesterday in the Long Beach area of CA, and the prices were $2.13, $2.23, $2.33 :wtf:

[blondeatlast]

6. I'm stuck in Phoenix--help me get to the ranch!

[Aristus]

7. Dang! Bubba, Booger, Cooter, Tex 'n' Slim sed they wuz gonna

be hir! Wey'd they go?

[Hubert Flottz]

8. "Welcome to the BOOOOSH family chainsaw Bar-B-Q store!

My name Is Leatherface George, and we'd jus love havin' you for dinner! Best Gawd Danged Bar-B-Q in Texas, come on 'n and meet Grandmammy Bar BOOOSH!"

[skip fox]

9. During a late night meditation, W. was found talking to himself

and gestering: "Geez. Why don't no one ask me if I wanna run again or not. I don't wanna be no stinking 61 when I get done being president. How much time does that leave for being a cowboy, like I always promised myself. Besides, I shoulda did that in my 20s or 30s. But 57 is bettern 61. And what about being a soldier? And a vet who flies his own airplane to save animals on Saturday morning with a bunch of great adventures? And . . ."

[skip fox]

10. Now as the day gives silent way to night,

And DU'ers by the score douse screen and lights
And gat them home to their repast, spirits bright,
Then come forth their colleagues of the night
With minds aflame to set the CAPTION right!

:kick:

[myomy]

11. Yep, this is where it started. It was the only real job I ever had.

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[Astarho]

12. Dude, where's my car?

I came for a fill-up, went to get some coffee, some whiskey for the coffee, and then I came out, and the fucking car was gone! Poppy's gonna kill me!

[LynneSin]

13. Gas was $1.56 before I went inside for a cup of Joe, now it's $1.74

What happened?

They were suppose to jack it to $1.93 a gallon.

[Deja Q]

14. "We need an energy bill that encourages consumption."

- George W. Bush, Trenton, N.J., Sept. 23, 2002